HenryHill Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Dele said: Been sent this from my mate. He's at Perth train station and apparently this boy has been stood like this staring at the door for quite some time. Perth gonna Perth. Maybe its a banksy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 3 hours ago, Dele said: Been sent this from my mate. He's at Perth train station and apparently this boy has been stood like this staring at the door for quite some time. Perth gonna Perth. If the door has been painted within the last hour or two it might be preferable to watching St. Johnstone play. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 (edited) My brother, who occasionally frequents this forum as @Brummie Clyde, has started referring to boiled eggs with soldiers as "dippy eggs". Can we all agree that he's a massive twat? Edited March 30, 2019 by Bully Wee Villa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 10 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: My brother, who occasionally frequents this forum as @Brummie Clyde, has started referring to boiled eggs with soldiers as "dippy eggs". Can we all agree that he's a massive twat? Eggy dip dip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Where did I leave my banhammer? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 3 hours ago, Dele said: Been sent this from my mate. He's at Perth train station and apparently this boy has been stood like this staring at the door for quite some time. Perth gonna Perth. Perth Glory Hole? Woke up in a strange bed one morning and was gutted to find I’d gone blind overnight. Spent a bit of time going over in my head what my new life would be like and how I’d have to adapt. Then i rolled over and realised I’d just been looking at a white wall and my eyes were fine. Just say no. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 Perth Glory Hole? Woke up in a strange bed one morning and was gutted to find I’d gone blind overnight. Spent a bit of time going over in my head what my new life would be like and how I’d have to adapt. Then i rolled over and realised I’d just been looking at a white wall and my eyes were fine. Just say no. Is this the next instalment in SlipperyP's life story? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Belmont West development off Great George Street seems to have caught fire last night. Old church conversion so the fire seems to have really taken hold of the old wooden infrastructure. Still smoking this morning. A lot of money has been put in. Not sure who the development company is but I heard Stefan King maybe involved... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 6 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: Belmont West development off Great George Street seems to have caught fire last night. Old church conversion so the fire seems to have really taken hold of the old wooden infrastructure. Still smoking this morning. A lot of money has been put in. Not sure who the development company is but I heard Stefan King maybe involved... Looks ok to me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 1 minute ago, Rugster said: Looks ok to me Probably better nick than it’s in right now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Looking at the gates and the fence, have any of the Glasgow School of Art mob been near it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 I wonder if the builders had been ordered to preserve any of the old wooden infrastructure and suddenly it's all caught fire... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Asda Forfar is an interesting concept. On a par with Tesco in Keith I would say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 I cannot fathom why the company went bust, with customers like Debra they had the perfect business model. Quote Debra Henry, 47, of Aberdeenshire, has attended their classes for about 20 years. She told the BBC Scotland news website that she loses "the same couple of stone every time" she rejoins. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-47777065 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Zen Archer said: I cannot fathom why the company went bust, with customers like Debra they had the perfect business model. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-47777065 according to the pic on that story she seems to have started off as a fat chap and become a slim bird. I've heard of weight loss surgery but that's a bit extreme. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 This youmg Tory wankbag expressing upset that his lifesize Thatcher has been beheaded. 63k posts in and this my first on the thread 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 13 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: This youmg Tory wankbag expressing upset that his lifesize Thatcher has been beheaded. 63k posts in and this my first on the thread Bring me the Head of Margaret Thatcher... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 27 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Bring me the Head of Margaret Thatcher... When I was a kid, rubber Margaret Thatcher heads were popular dog toys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Just realised that as the Spotify account linked to our Echo/Alexa thing is mine, I can blast any old s***e out of it even if I'm hundreds of miles away offshore. This is going to be fun whenever my other half is at home at night... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 12 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Just realised that as the Spotify account linked to our Echo/Alexa thing is mine, I can blast any old s***e out of it even if I'm hundreds of miles away offshore. This is going to be fun whenever my other half is at home at night... Haw Alexa, choose a song for my Mrs' situation: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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