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23 hours ago, Adam101 said:

Some family 2 adults 2 kids have just come down to breakfast in pyjamas and dressing gowns. I can’t comprehend why you’d cut about in public like this.

Day 2 and they are back :thumbsdown

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Had a voucher giving me £20 off on my first Sainsbury's online shop. All good and delivery due this evening.

Got an email though with replacements. Two are fine but I wanted to try their Piri Piri Hummus but it's been replaced with the Moroccan style which is honking...

It's getting set back on the delivery van...

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10 hours ago, pittsburgh phil said:

After sex I like to dunk my penis in a glass of Listerene. Smarts a bit but I really know I'm clean.

And my dick smells minty fresh for hours, which is nice.

Spell and pronunciation checks,  please, on the emboldened word above.

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Had a voucher giving me £20 off on my first Sainsbury's online shop. All good and delivery due this evening.
Got an email though with replacements. Two are fine but I wanted to try their Piri Piri Hummus but it's been replaced with the Moroccan style which is honking...
It's getting set back on the delivery van...
PTTGOYN for this pish
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43 minutes ago, jagfox99 said:

but I wanted to try their Piri Piri Hummus but it's been replaced with the Moroccan style 

That’s the most stereotypical Partick Thistle complaint on P&B.

Next instalment is a Clyde fan complaining the balaclava he ordered is too tight and the cable ties he was sent are not strong enough. 

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13 hours ago, pittsburgh phil said:

After sex I like to dunk my penis in a glass of Listerene. Smarts a bit but I really know I'm clean.

And my dick smells minty fresh for hours, which is nice.

and that's why he was banned from Boots... 

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