tamthebam Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Were Jovial Jim McLean and Genial Harry Grout ever seen in the same room together...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Saw a job I'd love and be fucking great at for 10k more than I'm on now but it's a pure written essay needed to apply and I'd need to fanny about with my CV to make it more applicable and I only got ma phone to edit with and write on and the deadline's tonight. Fucking b*****ds. I'm writing "I typed all this shite out on ma shitty phone by the way. How's that for effort?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Saw a job I'd love and be fucking great at for 10k more than I'm on now but it's a pure written essay needed to apply and I'd need to fanny about with my CV to make it more applicable and I only got ma phone to edit with and write on and the deadline's tonight. Fucking b*****ds. I'm writing "I typed all this shite out on ma shitty phone by the way. How's that for effort?" I'm on the job hunt right now and have a laptop. Happy to help (if you don't take the piss ). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 19 minutes ago, Margaret Thatcher said: I'm on the job hunt right now and have a laptop. Happy to help (if you don't take the piss ). Nah yer grand. Gonna forward it onto the missus to tidy up/format when I finish. Cheers for the offer tho 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priti priti priti Patel Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 Best of luck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 I was drinking at a wedding yesterday and this morning woke up the worst ive felt since i was about 20. Head absolutely thumping. Took all my strength to get to the restaurant in the hotel we were staying at to get juice. Took two brufen and an omeprazole and felt better as the day has went on. Had proper hangover junk food and two bottles of bru. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 For those in the know I can't help thinking "omeprazole" is a polari word from Julian and Sandy in "Round the Horne"..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, tamthebam said: For those in the know I can't help thinking "omeprazole" is a polari word from Julian and Sandy in "Round the Horne"..... My corrybungus it is? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: My corrybungus it is? oooh, isn't he BOLD?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 I done a distance learning "Paleontology 101" course with a Canadian University last year. Just for fun. My missus added it to my CV in case "the person interviewing you likes dinosaurs too" What a gal 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 17, 2018 Share Posted September 17, 2018 (edited) 6 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: I done a distance learning "Paleontology 101" course with a Canadian University last year. Just for fun. My missus added it to my CV in case "the person interviewing you likes dinosaurs too" What a gal In case he/she's a Highlander you should include under Hobbies, "Wandering around Lidl looking at tinned beetroot." Edited September 17, 2018 by welshbairn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 12 hours ago, tamthebam said: Were Jovial Jim McLean and Genial Harry Grout ever seen in the same room together...? Do ye think ah'm gonnae answer a stupid question like that? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 11 hours ago, Zen Archer said: My corrybungus it is? Tell 'im, tell 'im. Purge yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 11 hours ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: I done a distance learning "Paleontology 101" course with a Canadian University last year. Just for fun. My missus added it to my CV in case "the person interviewing you likes dinosaurs too" What a gal Dinosaur, Grrrr! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ Fae The YY Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Dinosaur, Grrrr! I like Daddy Pig, he seems like a decent guy but he has raised 2 horrendous little b*****d children. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Freddie Oversteegen, a life well lived.https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/obituaries/freddie-oversteegen-dutch-resistance-fighter-who-killed-nazis-through-seduction-dies-at-92/2018/09/16/7876eade-b9b7-11e8-a8aa-860695e7f3fc_story.html 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Got a tooth out on Friday, and now have something called Drysocket. I'd enjoy sniggering, but it's fucking agony. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 That is fucking agony. Ive had that before, had to get antibiotics for it. It had got all infected. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Mate at work had it. He had to f**k off to the bathroom every hour to do something with cloves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 18, 2018 Share Posted September 18, 2018 Puerile but I found it amusing 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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