Dee Dee Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 ame="Dee Dee" post="9674564" timestamp="1438444304"] Must be fucking buzzing the day, especially with the score Keep it going Dee Dee Some U turn, yah wee p***k! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Aye apparently they don't look to fondly at staff falling asleep, rejecting the food for more drink and calling someone out for being a c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Some U turn, yah wee p***k! Haha I'm aryt really Mon the dees 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 This all sounds like a cracking reason for not going along to works nights out. And if everyone did that, the works would be able to save the money they put towards them. Hmm... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 You get warnings at work for your behaviour outside of work? Apparently you are representing your place of work and need to be on good behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 You get warnings at work for your behaviour outside of work? This could apply if you post things on FB & Twitter, you can post any amount of shit on here though, P&B is like driving around with diplomatic plates, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Apparently you are representing your place of work and need to be on good behaviour. Fuckem. They're not paying me, they're not getting me to behave.This could apply if you post things on FB & Twitter, you can post any amount of shit on here though, P&B is like driving around with diplomatic plates,Never actually thought of it like that tbh. You're quite right. BRB, away to delete some statuses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Apparently you are representing your place of work and need to be on good behaviour. Do you work for the church? Last work night out I fell into a steep gap between a block of flats and the road, the polis had to get the fire brigade to get me out. Boss found it funny, even though I fucked my ankle in the process. I echo a statement from earlier, I'm not on the clock, they can't do anything (unless you batter a fellow employee etc etc, then things get complicated). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I tend to give work nights out a swerve on account of the crippling fear I have after a night out with my fellow scumbag friends, let alone with people I need to be professional with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Work nights out are a recipe for disaster. A small gathering or meal with your team/department etc is fine but when it's the whole work I know fine well I'm going to do something terrible 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I disagree. It separates the best from the rest. And you find out who really are the shlags. To be fair the people I work with are generally sound, you can make an arse of yourself on a work night out and it will be laughed about the next day and forgotten about the day after. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 I disagree. It separates the best from the rest. And you find out who really are the shlags. To be fair the people I work with are generally sound, you can make an arse of yourself on a work night out and it will be laughed about the next day and forgotten about the day after. It depends what job you do. If you work in call centre then you can nail the 17 year old just out of school dirty, shit in a plant pot, snort MDMA off the table before dessert and folk won't really care. I'm pretty much the youngest in my work and acting a bit of a dick would have people tutting for months 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Snort MDMA? Fućk that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 It depends what job you do. If you work in call centre then you can nail the 17 year old just out of school dirty, shit in a plant pot, snort MDMA off the table before dessert and folk won't really care. I'm pretty much the youngest in my work and acting a bit of a dick would have people tutting for months Ah very true, I forget people have relatively normal jobs on here. You've just described a cracking night out, by the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Do you work for the church? Last work night out I fell into a steep gap between a block of flats and the road, the polis had to get the fire brigade to get me out. Boss found it funny, even though I fucked my ankle in the process. I echo a statement from earlier, I'm not on the clock, they can't do anything (unless you batter a fellow employee etc etc, then things get complicated). You book a night out, use the companies name and cause chaos they will jump all over you, I work in pensions at a fairly large company and they will do you for that or for anything on facebook or twitter. They do not like poor publicity from the staff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 For the past half hour the police have been running around the cemetery across from my house, now we have the helicopter buzzing us too with the spotlight on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Lol! A van, a car and a chopper... Doesn't look like there's many good hiding places in that cemetery tbh! Quality Polis!!! yeah the guy standing outside is watching the east and west entrance to the cemetery and field like he's at Centre Court at Wimbledon too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 (edited) Snorting MDMA is for no righters, chings where's its at cuntos, an me an that wee c**t oor wullie. Done a power o lines in that shed together, his auld Mans scud books are shite however yes even when chinged up! Auld c**t. Shite porn. Arab b*****d. ETA the Ching was no bad Edited August 1, 2015 by Dee Dee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Easy Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Fell asleep at three Xmas nights out on the spin, went down surprisingly well. Management were pleased as I was about the only person not rioting and/or blasting lines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam. Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 (edited) Recently realised I have touched a thing That has touched a thing That has touched a thing That has touched a thing That's been inside Taylor Swift edit: And have now realised that as this is to do with Calvin Harris, this could form the basis of a game of degrees of seperation from Taytay's snatch. Edited August 1, 2015 by Liam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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