Sergeant Wilson Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 My missus invited one of her friends around for Sunday lunch and she took her new boyfriend with her. He seemed like a nice enough guy but he only drunk tea when eating a roast dinner. Who actually drinks tea when they are eating their dinner? It's usually water for me, beer and wine if I have a day off. I don't know why but I just found it pretty odd. I'd be more pissed of at my missus bringing her boyfriend home. Time and a place and all that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 My mum drinks tea with literally everything, regardless of the meal (unless it's spicy, generally) and regardless of temperature or time of year. Utter madness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 My dad always has half a glass of milk with his meal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEEJANGO Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Coffee with a bowl of chilli is the tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 So I put up a tweet calling Wales inbred b*****ds yesterday. I've had tweets 24 hours later with death threats and proper biting like f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 So I put up a tweet calling Wales inbred b*****ds yesterday. I've had tweets 24 hours later with death threats and proper biting like f**k Hiya Katie Hopkins, hiya pal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 My many fans will be pleased to know that I've decided to write/record/release a 6-track rap EP in late 2015 or early 2016. It's going to be really 'sick' and 'dope'. I don't imagine that it will be 'wack'. You better not diss the P&B massive, son. Bitches been 187'd over less. Or something. Respek'! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 At least it wasnt a glass of his own urine. Not as disgusting as it sounds - urine has no taste to whoever peed it out. It's true. Get your mates over for a piss party, give it a try. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 So I put up a tweet calling Wales inbred b*****ds yesterday. I've had tweets 24 hours later with death threats and proper biting like f**k Astonishing news. Tweet a picture of Joe Jordan to smooth things over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Watching the Euro qualifiers on ITV4 Israel played with a Ben Haim 1 and Ben Haim 2 on Friday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Astonishing news. Tweet a picture of Joe Jordan to smooth things over. They've stopped the threats, however I feel that picture may cause them to rally again tomorrow. Tell my mother I hated her when I die bigfattabbydave, tell my mother I hated her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Not as disgusting as it sounds - urine has no taste to whoever peed it out. It's true. Get your mates over for a piss party, give it a try. Too much Dave.......and that's coming from a deviant like me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 This person can manage to keep their jacket curry sauce free. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 It was that colour actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 It was that colour actually. The curry stain or the jacket? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 The curry stain or the jacket? Aye, very good. I miss my jacket 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 It was not that colour. It was the colour of baby poo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 That's plenty grime and yoof-speak Dave. Plenty. Harsh. YU gt2 B tht wai, blud? They've stopped the threats, however I feel that picture may cause them to rally again tomorrow. Tell my mother I hated her when I die bigfattabbydave, tell my mother I hated her. Volunteers needed to console mizfit's mum - 'mon lads, leave Mozza's wife alone for one night and do your bit for the elderly. Too much Dave.......and that's coming from a deviant like me! Did my post leave a bad taste in your mouth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Sjc and his latest squeeze take a stroll along the canal bank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 You saying my missus isnt old, like? Right, ootside. Bit too defensive there. Naebdy's accusing you of shopping in the junior section. Yet. Give it time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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