Smurph Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I'm still in bed at nearly 2pm.....can't be arsed getting up & doing fcuk all either! I didn't wake up 'til 5pm. I stopped doing nightshifts in work because I was sick of the shite sleeping pattern, but it doesn't seem to make a difference. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Alone? Get right up out of bed young man! Sage words. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I didn't wake up 'til 5pm. I stopped doing nightshifts in work because I was sick of the shite sleeping pattern, but it doesn't seem to make a difference. My sleeping pattern is all to cock for the last month......am going to use sleeping tablets from tomorrow night to get back on track. (Not that I want too of course) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Katie Hopkins, this has to be someone playing a character no one could be that ignorant, stupid and completely devoid of any empathy. Banned P&B poster IMO. Clearly she's seen the cash dredged in by American hateresses like Ann Coulter and fancied a slice of the pie herself. Whether she's serious or not is beside the point; there are enough people who like what they say for them to earn a living, which is far more worrying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Wonder how you get to be a professional arsehole. Being an amateur one is rubbish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 My sleeping pattern is all to cock for the last month......am going to use sleeping tablets from tomorrow night to get back on track. (Not that I want too of course) I've never used sleeping tablets before. Instead of going to bed at 6am I'll just stay up for the whole day and try and do something productive. Normally shattered for the whole time but when it comes to 10pm and I can go to sleep it's worth it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Sage words. That's the one Dave! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I probably won't be around on the hour so I'll take a moment now just to wish all you arses a very happy and prosperous new year. May your Manays be well and truly Hogged. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Wonder how you get to be a professional arsehole.Study law... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Was woken up during the night by the puppies barking like mad. When I went out this morning I found the reason for the commotion. Some dirty rat had been pelting all the windows with segments of oranges! I think I have been a victim of a drive by fruiting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 I think the Bristol Stool Chart may not be accurate. That last one was definitely an 8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 I shat in a coffin last night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Was that it's shape? I wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Was woken up during the night by the puppies barking like mad. When I went out this morning I found the reason for the commotion. Some dirty rat had been pelting all the windows with segments of oranges! I think I have been a victim of a drive by fruiting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Wonder how you get to be a professional arsehole. Being an amateur one is rubbish. Study law... Nicky? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Still gubbed from last night/this morning, worst hangover I think I've ever had after Germany away last year 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 I was drinking this last night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Watching Esio Trot the now. Pretty enjoyable stuff. Anyway, at a quick glance Dustin Hoffman looks a bit like a less fat, more aged Andy Goram. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Heavy on the CGI, was it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 I found a cornflake in my packet of plastic spacemen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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