Bert Raccoon Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Who administered the estate? Legally children are entitled to one third of the estate. Turns out it's one third of anything over £50,000. So she got the fifty grand and two thirds of what was left over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Give me her name. I will make her disappear and i will get you that money back. Thats pure shite of her btw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Give me her name. I will make her disappear and i will get you that money back. Thats pure shite of her btw Make her disappear?! What are you going to do Matty? Try and shag her?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Kill her. I thought that was obvious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 You'd probably be more sucessful in making her disappear if you tried to fcuk her given your track record.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Kill her. I thought that was obvious. Before during or after the other bit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 You'd probably be more sucessful in making her disappear if you tried to fcuk her given your track record.... Well thats just not true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Before during or after the other bit? Before. Out of respect for Bert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Been spending week and an outrageous amount of money redecorating the house. Just finishing off some painting today, awaiting the carpet fitters to come this afternoon, put all the furniture back, and hurray I'll finally be finished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 My friend got hammered at her works Christmas lunch yesterday & ended up snogging her female collegue.......she feels hungover & dirty today......her husband has already banged one off at the thought of it apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 My friend got hammered at her works Christmas lunch yesterday & ended up snogging her female collegue.......she feels hungover & dirty today......her husband has already banged one off at the thought of it apparently.True love right there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Things you "want" to share is probably an overstatement here but I rearranged the books in my drawer today and had a rather interesting collection reach the top: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 My friend got hammered at her works Christmas lunch yesterday & ended up snogging her female collegue.......she feels hungover & dirty today......her husband has already banged one off at the thought of it apparently. I'm sure a few of us have, and you haven't even provided us with pics yet. Or GTF, for that matter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I'm sure a few of us have, and you haven't even provided us with pics yet. Or GTF, for that matter.You did highlight the wrong part of that quote didn't you...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 You did highlight the wrong part of that quote didn't you...? Knowing Dave as we do on this forum, probably not! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Baked camembert and crusty bread for supper, it was good but I fear for my arteries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Baked camembert and crusty bread for supper, it was good but I fear for my arteries. Good choice. Never mind the beer....a nice Optimo 10 Port would go fcuking fantastic with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Good choice. Never mind the beer....a nice Optimo 10 Port would go fcuking fantastic with that. Stick it in a taxi sans sjc, I'll give you my critique later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 I fucked my back falling down a flight of stairs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Stick it in a taxi sans sjc, I'll give you my critique later. Nah mate, bring it round......I've got Asa & Katsumi here for company: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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