Florentine_Pogen Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 I need a new job. But at my advanced years. ..I could be jumping out of the frying pan into the fire. Do you fancy working in a timber yard ? Do you have good interpersonal / customer facing skills ? If yes, you could take over from philpy (he is presently on holiday) as he is a torn faced b'stard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 You have mental problems Yeah, real mental problems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Forget the rest. Where is metal fatigue when you need it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Bizarre reverse parrot sketch. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-28584185 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 It's only just turned 1 August for most P&B'ers but apparently today is International Beer Day. A day worth celebrating. http://www.brewsnews.com.au/2014/08/its-international-beer-day-drink-our-beer/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 (edited) Bizarre reverse parrot sketch. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-28584185 Wid if she'd brushed her teeth. Old style Ealing comedy murderer/conman trying to sue the NHS. Edited July 31, 2014 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Earlier tonight I purchased a 'masturbatory aid' online. However I then cracked one out and immediately after regretted the purchase. Still, I'll give it a shot when it arrives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Beer beer. Hypocrite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 What?? I think you know just fine "what??". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Has anybody ever used the 'wingdings' font in Microsoft Word??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 (edited) Has anybody ever used the 'wingdings' font in Microsoft Word??? Yes. Had to be done, sorry! Edited August 1, 2014 by calum_gers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsdaLoyal Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Stood on the bairns toy car today, was pretty sare, should always wear socks a condom. Lesson learnt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Stood on the bairns toy car today, was pretty sare, should always wear socks. Lesson learnt You have a child? :| 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 90s kids guide to the internet No mention of porn or gifs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Moved house the day. Never again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Moved house the day. Never again Reverse parking a caravan can be a bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 We got moved in no bother all went smoothly getting everything in and even got my broadband set up as I was moving stuff in. Although when I came back from the shop we couldn't find one of our wee cats and assumed he ran out so looked about for 2/3 hours then the other cat kept going to the boiler as it has a wee gap and there he was stuck behind the boiler was a mission to get him out and now need to board up the gap for future. He's still a bit shaken haven just moving house and then going through that and he's only 9 months old so he's currently feeling sorry for himself and getting cuddles from the mrs. Never felt so glad to see him as I honestly thought he was a goner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Genuinely not a clue whats hypocritical about saying 'beer beer' Well I hope someone kicks it away from you, see how you like it. Mon the jakes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 1, 2014 Share Posted August 1, 2014 Well I hope someone kicks it away from you, see how you like it. Mon the jakes! I assume you meant the jakies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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