weirdcal Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 "The unnamed train operator was said to have admitted falling asleep while on duty in February, resulting in a train partially missing its station" Doesn't look like a miss to me. looks like shes been sacked http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-26897226 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Got some valium this evening. Its quite nice. how did you get that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 how did you get that? Tore a load of muscles in my back last night after I fell playing fives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 ^^^ played pub golf at Freshers. Don't try to justify it. It's top cuntish behavior any time of the year. Actual never done pub golf. I'm not one for stuff like that, I'll drink what I want, when I want and as quickly as I like. Unlike last night where after work, I drank the 5 pints I'd been bought, in the hour before closing. Hit me like that train pictured above about 10 minutes in the door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 I did pub golf for my birthday last year. I threw up at the second pub. On a brighter note, this made the remaining 8 pubs a bit easier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Tore a load of muscles in my back last night after I fell playing fives. Can I get some of your valium? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Can I get some of your valium? They only gave me 14. I've already gubbed 3. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Picking someone up from loft tonight. There is a high abundance of arseholes outside the place and the police are currently lecturing someone next to my car about pishing all over the taxis. I fucking hate Perth sometimes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 And now there is someone stating about with a suit and trainers on. I hope he doesn't breed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 And now there is someone stating about with a suit and trainers on. I hope he doesn't breed. Try working with these fuckers. 1st night and I've got someone's blood on me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 And now there is someone stating about with a suit and trainers on. I hope he doesn't breed. What is wrong with a suit and trainers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 I tried to go toe to toe last night drinking vodka with a bunch of Latvians and Christ I failed. I've also got to work in less than an hour and my left hand won't stop shaking. Might have to be a hair of the dog job when I get in! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 (edited) Roon ye Sally ya fat p***k.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDQb29yhtZE#t=67 Edited April 7, 2014 by Zen Archer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 I tried to go toe to toe last night drinking vodka with a bunch of Latvians and Christ I failed. I've also got to work in less than an hour and my left hand won't stop shaking. Might have to be a hair of the dog job when I get in! If they do the shot of vodka then sip of juice just spit the vodka out when you take a drink of coke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Found my new favourite thing - tuna, chickpea and mustard wholemeal wraps given 14 minutes in the oven to toast. I'm now using mustard in everything when I used to hate the stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YHallSaint Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Had a new boy start with us this morning. Not even 4 hours of work and he's jacked it because it was too hard. An 18 yo and i bet he's not even barrowed a ton of hardcore. Never seen anyone quit as quickly, had guys not come back but not lunchtime 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YHallSaint Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 He may have misunderstood me when i told him he was going to bore a hole this afternoon!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 My work's having a Stars in their Eyes night. A lassie suggested she and I do "Islands in the Stream" by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton. Then I suggested that we dress up as Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton, but we do Ghetto Superstar instead. Is this a good idea? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 My work's having a Stars in their Eyes night. A lassie suggested she and I do "Islands in the Stream" by Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton. Then I suggested that we dress up as Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton, but we do Ghetto Superstar instead. Is this a good idea? You're in there mate, game on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 You're in there mate, game on. Sadly she's married etc. But cheers anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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