The Real Saints Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 On a related note, I have an idea for a product aimed at the same demographic; It's a f**k harness for those with arms and legs who want to get on top. They're attached via this harness to you, with the old chap right up inside of them, and can just shake their torso around and go nuts as you fill them will hot, silken semen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 How isn't there an Andre Rieu smug gif on here yet? He wears the smuggest grin the world has ever seen, constantly. I kind of want to punch it but the grin wouldn't leave his face, making him even more annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 On a related note, I have an idea for a product aimed at the same demographic; It's a f**k harness for those with arms and legs who want to get on top. They're attached via this harness to you, with the old chap right up inside of them, and can just shake their torso around and go nuts as you fill them will hot, silken semen. I don't think I've ever been more terrified in my life. Sorry, did I say terrified? I meant tumescent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 No matter how many times I've seen it, on it must measure in the dozens by now, the Flasheart episode of Blackadder Goes Forth never ceases to absolutely end me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 This is from a few years ago but I still think it's amazing. These kids have some moves! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 Belgian has great arse. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24940762 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted November 14, 2013 Share Posted November 14, 2013 I was just having a look through the posts I've had upvoted and I think this one is the undoubted highlight of my ten years on this website. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Cleared out my attic earlier on and came across these from the P&B 5's in a box... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 I've been told that I a good idea I have is 'unsavoury' and not really something that would work or sell very well. I'd like some input. Basically it's for fucking someone with no arms and legs in public. You dress them in baby clothes and fire them into a pram. You cut a hole out of the pram where the boaby goes in, and you can push them about town whilst fucking them. Obviously there would have to be a sort of 'porch' between you and the pram that attaches to your trousers otherwise it could be slightly embarassing if you were on a hill and slipped out and the pram flew away. Outstanding 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Offered a job today, back in Scotland. Some day. Some. Day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 This is from a few years ago but I still think it's amazing. These kids have some moves! Busted out a selection of them moves at 2manydjs 2 weeks ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 I was just having a look through the posts I've had upvoted and I think this one is the undoubted highlight of my ten years on this website. Brilliant given that a straight line doesn't often get a laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 15, 2013 Share Posted November 15, 2013 Oh I don't know. Remember Gary Linear from the MS Paint misspelt footballers thread? I thank you.:-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 I want my memory erased. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 I'm reading this on the train just now and had a little outloud giggle at something I saw. Unfortunately the two guys beside me cracked a joke and also laughed at the same time, making this particularly awkward as they obviously think I'm constantly eavesdropping on their conversation. I can feel the tension already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 I'm reading this on the train just now and had a little outloud giggle at something I saw. Unfortunately the two guys beside me cracked a joke and also laughed at the same time, making this particularly awkward as they obviously think I'm constantly eavesdropping on their conversation. I can feel the tension already. Show them the thing you laughed at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Show them the thing you laughed at. DO NOT get your thing out on the train. It will not end well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 DO NOT get your thing out on the train. It will not end well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverSinging Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 I'm reading this on the train just now and had a little outloud giggle at something I saw. Unfortunately the two guys beside me cracked a joke and also laughed at the same time, making this particularly awkward as they obviously think I'm constantly eavesdropping on their conversation. I can feel the tension already. When I was at school there was an annoying, middle age, female teacher who always tried to be really pally with her pupils to the extent that she'd be saying stuff like "C'mon lads you know me I like a chat as much as the next guy but we need to get on with our work". The problem was her banter was absolutely terrible. Once she was trying to get these two girls to cut out their conversation but unfortunately she wasn't confident enough to just tell them to be quiet. Instead she tried to edge into their conversation in an awkward attempt to convince them to stop talking in a 'matey' way. This culminated in her laughing at a joke she had absolutely no chance of hearing and then awkward eye contact between the three of them as their collective laughter gave way to sheepish, confused, awkward looks and the realisation that the teacher had absolutely no idea what they had found funny. She went all red and went back to her desk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Just got a letter from Dundee city council threatening legal action over an outstanding amount of council tax. I owe £3.77 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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