throbber Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 I hate it when you go out for the day and when you take a few steps out your flat and you notice you have an over grown toe nail and its digging into the side of your neighbouring toe and you have to walk about with it digging in and you have no nail scissors 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Odd moment this morning finding out that a guy I play football with on a Monday night is a fairly well known (I.E. makes a good living out of being one) artist. Nice guy, and leads me to wonder what other people I play football with do for a living. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Mozzamozza kills threads. Page 2 of General Nonsense shows that no-one can top his contributions so the threads just finish there and then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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thehoss Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Well what an hour that was. Got the Waspinator in to see if he could find the wasp's nest which i said i couldn't really see. He told me to put my head into the loft and look a the big f**k off nest (volumetrically the size of 3 footballs) lying in the loft with lots of angry wasps crawling about on it. I had a look, saw it and almost fell down the loft ladder. Anyway, onwards to look out the back to see where they were coming in, to be confronted by what could only be described as a zombie pigeon, with half a wing, half a neck and bloody bits hanging out of where its throat used to be, staggering about the back door. A few metres away was a cat with bloody dripping out of its mouth. The whole episode has kind of put me off my lunch now. Zombie pigeons, angry bees and feline assassins. Never a dull moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Well what an hour that was. Got the Waspinator in to see if he could find the wasp's nest which i said i couldn't really see. He told me to put my head into the loft and look a the big f**k off nest (volumetrically the size of 3 footballs) lying in the loft with lots of angry wasps crawling about on it. I had a look, saw it and almost fell down the loft ladder. Anyway, onwards to look out the back to see where they were coming in, to be confronted by what could only be described as a zombie pigeon, with half a wing, half a neck and bloody bits hanging out of where its throat used to be, staggering about the back door. A few metres away was a cat with bloody dripping out of its mouth. The whole episode has kind of put me off my lunch now. That would freak me out, got a bit of a phobia of our feathered friends. What happened to the pigeon Mozza? Did you put it out its misery? I doubt I would have been able to do it, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 That would freak me out, got a bit of a phobia of our feathered friends. What happened to the pigeon Mozza? Did you put it out its misery? I doubt I would have been able to do it, though. P&Ber in 'Nervous around birds' shocker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 That would freak me out, got a bit of a phobia of our feathered friends. What happened to the pigeon Mozza? Did you put it out its misery? I doubt I would have been able to do it, though. Give it to John Lambie. An urban myth has it that he wrung a pigeon's neck while he was giving a "motivational" talk at Firhill. It was a loser, it seems, and that's what happens to losers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Pigeons get a hard time. I have no time for seagulls however. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Nah f**k that for a caper. I left the poor fucker and went back inside. It's gone now so I can only assume the cat came back for a second go. That's what I would have done.................Harsh, but fair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 (edited) Just your average Sevco fan. https://www.facebook.com/video/embed?video_id=1426569954230015 WATP, GSTQ, etc. Edited October 7, 2013 by lanky_ffc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Poor dug! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 The company that owns Hickley United has died http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24429186 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 The company that owns Hickley United has died http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24429186 The "n" lives on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 My friend and I heard the theme to S-Express on the radio a couple of months ago. Now every phone call starts with "I've got the hots for you oooh ah ah oohh ohhh ah ah ah ah!" Little insight in to my life there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 My friend and I heard the theme to S-Express on the radio a couple of months ago. Now every phone call starts with "I've got the hots for you oooh ah ah oohh ohhh ah ah ah ah!" Little insight in to my life there. Probably quite funny when it rings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 PHoto of Malala on the BBC site - she's a heroic person, very admirable. However, the photo looks like she's saying "Did ye aye?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Pished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi Collector Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast_Tim Posted October 8, 2013 Share Posted October 8, 2013 Pished. Did you and your mates chip in for another few pints between yous this time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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