Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 This is a bit random but how the feck have i still got midges in my garden its nearly december :-\ Weird. Haven't seen them for months but out on show in my garden tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 If I was a mod I'd have given you the opposite of a warning (whatever that is) for that pic. Sadly the mods have no humour within their brains. If you ever wanted to be a Mod, you'd have my vote 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Heard a big bang last night. Looked out the front window and it was two cars in a head-on smash. Women was raging and waving at me to come out the house as I peered (beast-like) out my front window. Went out and the young lad who hit her was shouting "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm PISHED". Called the police and eventually they came to take him away. He was wearing a Celtic top. Make your own conclusions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Heard a big bang last night. Looked out the front window and it was two cars in a head-on smash. Women was raging and waving at me to come out the house as I peered (beast-like) out my front window. Went out and the young lad who hit her was shouting "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm PISHED". Called the police and eventually they came to take him away. He was wearing a Celtic top. Make your own conclusions. I conclude that he won't start on Wednesday night but will be on the bench. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 I need a shite and by the feeling of things it's going to be a hot one. That extra spicy Garlic and Peri Peri Chicken I had last night is going to have the last laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 (edited) Apparently a while back some roller coaster got stuck and the people had to rock it to get it moving again. Well some absolute genius decided to put music to it, and I'm currently sitting pishing myself laughing at this. Clicky. Edited November 26, 2012 by Zanetti 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizlopi Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Apparently a while back some roller coaster got stuck and the people had to rock it to get it moving again. Well some absolute genius decided to put music to it, and I'm currently sitting pishing myself laughing at this. Clicky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 in the middle of a mental few days .. had 2nd stage interview for new job, get results on monday, get my annual review on monday and to top it all off on overtime yesterday one of the lassies got chatting to me. added me on facebook and now we are going for drinks tonight Now just waiting on result of interview to see if that was the best weekend this year... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Now just waiting on result of interview to see if that was the best weekend this year... Never trust a girl that interviews you. Especially if she's Irish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 (edited) I'm not normally one for swearing at people but one of the Luminous Lycra Brigade came so close to running me over whilst I was crossing the road at a green man this morning. Cnut almost fell off his bike speeding down the down, fucking retard. Edited November 27, 2012 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Never trust a girl that interviews you. Especially if she's Irish. i think i got that job now the one that will pay money... keeping me hanging 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 That's two days in a row I've let off a rasping fart while standing pissing at a urinal. Sure sign of getting old. Only a matter of months before I start pulling my trousers up above my shins before I sit down (going "ayyyeeee") I reckon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 i think i got that job now the one that will pay money... keeping me hanging Nice one! Good luck with the boring one that pays the bills! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 That's two days in a row I've let off a rasping fart while standing pissing at a urinal. Sure sign of getting old. Only a matter of months before I start pulling my trousers up above my shins before I sit down (going "ayyyeeee") I reckon That can be very satisfying. The best thing about getting older is moaning like f**k about it and not bothering what anyone else thinks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 That can be very satisfying. The best thing about getting older is moaning like f**k about it and not bothering what anyone else thinks. Amen! That and pretending to be deaf and ignoring people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 I'm about 99% certain I saw Kilt this afternoon. Unfortunately I couldn't find a red dot button. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 I'm about 99% certain I saw Kilt this afternoon. Unfortunately I couldn't find a red dot button. Blessed Be 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUoXvcPI0iM&feature=results_video -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUoXvcPI0iM&feature=results_video Desperately unfunny and completely wrong. Don't normally bother with this red/green dot nonsense but thats definitely a red dot for that I'm afraid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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