jagfox Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 I just ate half a pack of Stilton use by debt 7 July 2012. My fingers smell like I'd fixed it for someone...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 Just read on facebook that there is a third year at the school I went to been caught doing lines of coke in the toilets. Her punishment? Lunchtime detention. Stay classy PGS. There isn't the slightest chance that this is true. The school will have called the police immediately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 There isn't the slightest chance that this is true. The school will have called the police immediately. Not sure about that. When I was at school a boy in my year took a funny turn after going a bit daft on eccies in between classes and they definitely didn't call the police on him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Was at the golf at Carnoustie today and Michael Phelps refused to sign autographs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I passed my driving test and have now realised after paying hundreds of pounds to get my license, I dont really need a car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Someone on gumtree is giving away 7 wooden pallettes, should I phone it and shout "WIDDEN PALLETS" down the phone??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoapMactavish Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 (edited) Someone on gumtree is giving away 7 wooden pallettes, should I phone it and shout "WIDDEN PALLETS" down the phone??? Do it, record it, and post it on here Edited October 4, 2012 by SoapMactavish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Was at the golf at Carnoustie today and Michael Phelps refused to sign autographs So did Gary Anderson at the weekend, unless it was done in the appropriate place and £15 was handed over first, fucking w****r ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Was at the golf at Carnoustie today and Michael Phelps refused to sign autographs Just you remind him of that if he ever needs an operation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 14hr shift done today. This has got to stop 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Watching the Jimmy Savile programme from last night; "he asked me masturbate him and insert my finger into his anus" I felt kinda bad for laughing for fucking ages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Just you remind him of that if he ever needs an operation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Someone on gumtree is giving away 7 wooden pallettes, should I phone it and shout "WIDDEN PALLETS" down the phone??? I hate to break it to you, but Burnistoun is fucking shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the 69 Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 1349382607[/url]' post='6684397']Watching the Jimmy Savile programme from last night; "he asked me masturbate him and insert my finger into his anus" I felt kinda bad for laughing for fucking ages. You're going to hell! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Glorious new avatar... and a 'tune': 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 So did Gary Anderson at the weekend, unless it was done in the appropriate place and £15 was handed over first, fucking w****r ! The dart player? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Glorious new avatar... and a 'tune': Yussss, the Professor is back. Any idea what he's up to these days, apart from wearing natty woolly jumpers with a leather jacket and a scarf? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 In exactly one year's time, I'll be getting married. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 This photo: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 In exactly one year's time, I'll be getting married. Seriously? So am I. Crazy eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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