Raidernation Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Are you Sheila Ferguson? Nice one, I salute you Wilson! I don't half post some shite sometimes, sorry. I'll try to keep it to a minimum in future (but "3 degrees :lol: ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Nice one, I salute you Wilson! I don't half post some shite sometimes, sorry. I'll try to keep it to a minimum in future (but "3 degrees :lol: ) Do you know, the expected winter temperature for Motown this year is three degrees. Or four tops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Do you know, the expected winter temperature for Motown this year is three degrees. Or four tops. I'm going to the Motown museum in a couple of weeks and I'm going to bug all the staff with similar puns until I get thrown out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 I'm going to the Motown museum in a couple of weeks and I'm going to bug all the staff with similar puns until I get thrown out. We need video footage or audio clips of this. That would be too funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 I could batter my older brother too, he's a homosexual and built like Hen Broon. I wouldn't though, just out of respect. I'd love to scud my wee sister round the back of the nut though. She's the one I don't like. Snap, cannot stand my younger sister. Haven't spoken to her since I moved out my maws and avoided her as much as I could before then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Today I saw 2 Ospreys and a Kingfisher in the space of a minute. Not often you see that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Four tops. More than a sevco player will get this season? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Tomorrow is the Swiss equivalent to Independence day. I'm going swimming in a lake, then setting off some big fucking fireworks. Not from the lake. Obviously. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 There is no circumstance under which judo should be televised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Went to The Hive last night as my mate is off to Afghanistan tomorrow. The last thing I can remember is leaving the cub at 4:45am. I don't remember getting to the station, or the train home. Woke up and checked my wallet just there, had tickets from Edinburgh to Kirkcaldy, and then Markinch to Glenrothes with Thornton, meaning I must have missed Kirkcaldy and had to get another train back home from Markinch. That's not even the best bit... Woke up to texts from said boy's wee sister saying that he had been refused on the train that I got on because he was so drunk, and had to get the next one, which he had fallen asleep on and woke up in, yep, you guessed it, Aberdeen, where he had given shit to some police officer and got himself arrested. He's due to fly back to Germany at 1:30pm today, and is now en route in the car back to Edinburgh. My head hurts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 (edited) Tomorrow is the Swiss equivalent to Independence day. I'm going swimming in a lake, then setting off some big fucking fireworks. Not from the lake. Obviously. Went to a wee place called Sampach(I think), spent most of the day lying out in the sun or in the lake. Absolutely chebtastic, all the birds bikini'd up in the sun. Really badly sunburnt today though. Edited August 2, 2012 by Ross. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 There is no circumstance under which judo should be televised. Unless of course you're a TV company who is hoping to appeal to judo players/enthusiasts who understand and enjoy the sport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Woke up to texts from said boy's wee sister saying that he had been refused on the train that I got on because he was so drunk, and had to get the next one, which he had fallen asleep on and woke up in, yep, you guessed it, Aberdeen, where he had given shit to some police officer and got himself arrested. Sounds like your typical army boy ned tbh. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I'm away to have last nights dinner for lunch, pasta with tomato and chilli sauce. Looks and smells a bit suspect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 The children at Mount Florida Primary School, just next door to Hampden National Stadium, have hung their school railings with flags and singlets decorated with the national flags of all the nations taking part in the Olympics, the football teams playing at Hampden in particular. Apparently, there is a "Team Pagan" playing.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Sounds like your typical army boy ned tbh. He said '' my mate is off to Afghanistan tomorrow'', didn't say he was in the Army, though the Taliban might not accept a pisshead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 If you struggle to write a 6 word post without the need for editing then I wouldn't get your hopes up. Well, I got the job! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Well, I got the job! GIRUY Dee Man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I properly nearly shat myself earlier. Dodgy guts all day, a moment of forgetfulness, action stations for a apple tart, but midway through I could feel that I was going to draw mud from well and managed to waddle to the lavvy. The undercarriage was thankfully undamaged by the whole unfortunate event. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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