Dee Man Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Cheers min. I guess my 2 degrees and a masters dinna count then when using a fucked keyboard? Woooooooooh, get you with all your qualifications you clever boy. Does your fucked keyboard change the text before you post? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 I'm surprised that the mere editing of a post has provoked such a toys out the pram reaction tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Are you Sheila Ferguson? Hey, Sergeant, haven't seen you for ages. When will I see you again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Carr Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 I haven't had a proper conversation(one that has proceeded past "happy birthday" or "why didn't you put the dishwasher on" etc.) with my brother in about 3 or 4 years. Similar. Haven't had any sort of conversation, or even spoken a single word to my younger brother in 2 1/2 years since he more or less kicked the living f**k out of me. Still live in the same house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 You got battered by your wee brother? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Carr Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 You got battered by your wee brother? Yeah, I got absolutely battered, tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1885 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Tbf, I could easily batter my older brother 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Is he a tank or just a fucking headcase? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1885 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Que standard Fifer jokes about his dad being bigger than my dad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 (edited) I could batter my older brother too, he's a homosexual and built like Hen Broon. I wouldn't though, just out of respect. I'd love to scud my wee sister round the back of the nut though. She's the one I don't like. Edited July 30, 2012 by JamboMikey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Carr Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Is he a tank or just a fucking headcase? Both. I wouldn't say I'm soft or a hard man, but I said something he didn't like and ended up getting my head kicked in. His punches were too fast and hard for me to defend. I don't go near anywhere near him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Bill, you suffered a brutal attack and haven't spoken in over 2 years to someone that lives in the same house as you? IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dane-don Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Similar. Haven't had any sort of conversation, or even spoken a single word to my younger brother in 2 1/2 years since he more or less kicked the living f**k out of me. Still live in the same house. You should get back at him by dropping his toothbrush on the floor. That'll learn him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Carr Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 You should get back at him by dropping his toothbrush on the floor. That'll learn him. Tbf, the other day my mum FORCED him to cut the grass. After 10 mins or so he caught a dose of Hay Fever and started sneezing everywhere. My sister (sound as f**k) said there was even a few snotters on his Celtic top. Obviously I didn't laugh in his face because if I did I'd probably have no teeth left. It was funny to hear about it nonetheless. My sister always owns him. I love her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 I put some clothes in the washing machine on Friday. I took out a t-shirt I wanted to wear on Saturday and left the other stuff in there. Completely forgot about it and now it smells really bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Hey, Sergeant, haven't seen you for ages. When will I see you again? Fantastic. I don't think the youngsters will get that though...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Yep, gotta cherish these precious moments 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 On the behalf of all youngsters, we got the joke, it's just that it wasn't funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 On the behalf of all youngsters, we got the joke, it's just that it wasn't funny. I agree. The Phoenix is a Dirty Ol' Man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 I agree. The Phoenix is a Dirty Ol' Man. Can't you see what you're doing to me? Anyway, Take good care of yourself. I'm not giving up, giving in... I'm doing fine now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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