Long live the 69 Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 I find myself in the awkward position of literally not having a pot to piss in. The bathroom is getting done up and as a result, for tonight at least, i have no toilet in the house, just a sad hole down which poo used to slide. I am genuinely fearful of the night ahead, pissing won't be so bad as it only requires a relaxing jaunt into the garden, but God-forbid anything bulkier than a piss having to be released from my body for the next 12 hours. Thank you for your time. Shit in a blender, zap it, then pour it down the sink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 (edited) I use the Time Capsule as my gym, so I came back from it the other day, intrigued to see if any one posted any videos up of the place, and found this wee beaut: "Fuckin' arsehole..." Edited June 26, 2012 by DAFC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Just don't leave the blender jug next to your coffee pot or it could make for an interesting morning cuppa. "It's a bit nutty" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 7.10 am - Saved a young seagull from drowning this morning which had got itself caught up in some nets at work. Was pretty fecked so I should have killed it, but thought 'lets see if it makes it'....... 7.20 am - A skua sees said raspberry and proceeds to peck/rip it to bits over a 10 minute spell. Brutal. I love Skuas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibby-Radge Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 Chlamydia 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorgieRoad Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Long exposure photographs from Space 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayBees Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Whenever I think of the Olympics I think of Sebastian Coe. And whenever I think of Sebastian Coe I think of Chris Morris on Brasseye saying 'I hate Sebastian Coe!'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 Mega lol at greedy woman turning down 60 grand on deal or no deal and getting the 1pence.Greedy cow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dane-don Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the 69 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Mega lol at greedy woman turning down 60 grand on deal or no deal and getting the 1pence.Greedy cow Mega lol at you for watching such a shit TV show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Legend SMFC Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 First post in about 3 months. It's been a while? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 A pod of Orcas have been kicking round about 1 or 2 miles from my work. I hope they come closer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 A pod of Orcas have been kicking round about 1 or 2 miles from my work. I hope they come closer So you can kill them? Are they the Rangers ones? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Black and white ? St. Mirren imo.. hopefully they munch on all the seals around here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Some guy in my work just accidentally sent an email to a mailing list of hundreds of people in my work. Then everyone started hitting reply to all. The responses ranged from not knowing what was going on to people taking the piss to people having a good rage that their inbox was filling up with hundreds of emails. Great Friday entertainment 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 A guy from work has recently come back from holiday in Tanzania and felt compelled to buy this African joke book. This is the level of hilarity: Man: Walks to the doctor to ask what's wrong with him. Doctor: You have cancer. WTF? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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