Karpaty Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 If you can smoke and/or drink while you're doing it then it's a game, not a sport. I believe a certain P&B'er had cans of Breaker pitch-side during the Fives tournament a few years ago 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Leitch Loyal Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 I believe that when George Best (ask yer da) went down injured the trainer ran on with a bottle of vodka. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Leitch Loyal Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 are you trying to tell me that you've never had an 11-a-side down the park with your own keeper and a couple of the opposition puffing away as they chase the game in a gung ho fashion? you've never lived, never lived at all. Indeed, I've never lived. But I could play blow-football with my bottom before I was aged five. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 are you trying to tell me that you've never had an 11-a-side down the park with your own keeper and a couple of the opposition puffing away as they chase the game in a gung ho fashion? you've never lived, never lived at all. When I was 17 I used to be able to take a ball round five players with a cigarette in one hand an a bottle of Pulse Cider in the other. Happy days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Get yourself a paintball gun. Shoot yourself in the foot. Tell me it's not sore Went paintballing a while back, and it was being supervised by Marines and they were fucking arseholes. They handed out the 'helmet' that were used to protect the entire front of your head, but they gave me a massive one that didn't fit. After tightening it to its full extent, it was still loose and to keep it in place it had to be held. I asked repeatedly for a new helmet, but was ignored and we were sent on our way to a large area of mud, with few obstacles. After bravely trying to just enjoy myself and shoot, it soon became apparent that doing anything other than lying hidden away somewhere was asking for a death sentence. The hand I was using to hold my mask was by this point numb, and I managed to get hit in my eye, the inside of my mouth, all over my head and inside my ear before giving up and lying down, half submerged in a stream trying to avoid getting shot. I was bleeding from a few places on my head and the taste of paint and blood in my mouth was horrible. The Marines were shouting like f**k at me because I wasn't getting right into the action, and were shooting me from behind trying to force me to move. Fucking p***ks. Can't stop laughing at that PS - She's hot. I can't stop looking at that. I feel kinda guilty having the thoughts I'm having right now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 I believe a certain P&B'er had cans of Breaker pitch-side during the Fives tournament a few years ago A particular P&B user, who accuses me of being a jakey, keeps pints beside the pitch at the p&b fives and goes to the bar between matches. You know who you are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the 69 Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 I cut my upper lip (yep) shaving there. Never done that before! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 I cut my upper lip (yep) shaving there. Never done that before! Shaved? And you're 27? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the 69 Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Shaved? And you're 27? Stalking me again, ya gypsy c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Stalking me again, ya gypsy c**t Team: Rangers There's only one c**t in this conversation (you) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbling Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 In the process of leaving public toilets this morning conversation was instigated by a middle aged man, saying - " Aye it's terrible that legionnaires disease, and you know it can spread, I wouldn't be surprised if it reaches Edinburgh" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Carr Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrQ2r_8Kl_4 THIS is the coolest music video in the history of mankind. Everybody in it is oozing with sophistication, especially the chap combing his hair after about 40 seconds. Simply fine fine art.On an equally nifty note, I recently purchased some roll-on Right Guard antiperspirant and currently smell absolutely delicious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Running a pie and bovril euro 2012 fantasy football league on the sky website. Details are in this thread and in my sig! Feel free to sign up for PM me with any problems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Leitch Loyal Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 BT blocked my internet this morning over an unpaid (and disputed) bill. I reluctantly paid it - just so I can get to P&B - then found an e-mail telling me I'd been cut off! Think about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the 69 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Team: Rangers There's only one c**t in this conversation (you) Gamertag: PSN c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Trying to get onto the 2012/2013 kits thread in Misc. Football and this popped up. I think I'll leave it, then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Trying to get onto the 2012/2013 kits thread in Misc. Football and this popped up. I think I'll leave it, then. I think the message meant to say "a site very, very well-known to distribute shite" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 (edited) Skweezy has now turned his hand to acting, playing the character of an aspiring actor called Tim Savage. Edited June 9, 2012 by SodjesSixteenIncher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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