yoda Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 I wish I could just stay out all night and take a dirty home, but I'm volunteering with kids tomorrow and I do not think they'd appreciate the smell of beer, jager and sex. I coach football and that never stopped me *Funnily enough, I applied for a position at Celtic's community the other day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 I'm up late watching the NFL.......and my 3 year old daughter has decided to join me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Is it just me that's never spoken to my neighbours? On one side its new neighbours. Still to speak to them. Ob the attached side our families are best of friends. My rents n the neighbours have lived there 37 years. Would be rather awkward not to speak to them after all that time . Xmas dinner at ours this year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Driving home from work this morning (M9) behind a transit van loaded with 5metre lengths of pvc fascia strapped to the roof of it. They guy driving had not secured it properly, the wind caught it and blew a couple of pieces off and skelped the roof of my car. Both of us pulled into the hard-shoulder to assess the damage caused. Whilst it is only scratch marks that has been left on my car, when I got home, I was shaking like fook. The incident seemed to happen in slow motion. I was very lucky it never came through the windscreen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Driving home from work this morning (M9) behind a transit van loaded with 5metre lengths of pvc fascia strapped to the roof of it. They guy driving had not secured it properly, the wind caught it and blew a couple of pieces off and skelped the roof of my car. Both of us pulled into the hard-shoulder to assess the damage caused. Whilst it is only scratch marks that has been left on my car, when I got home, I was shaking like fook. The incident seemed to happen in slow motion. I was very lucky it never came through the windscreen. You are indeed lucky. A similar thing happened to Gorden Kaye, Allo Allo, and a bit of wood went right through the windscreen and smacked him in the head. He survived just but struggled to remember lines and such afterwards and never looked the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 On one side its new neighbours. Still to speak to them. Ob the attached side our families are best of friends. My rents n the neighbours have lived there 37 years. Would be rather awkward not to speak to them after all that time . Xmas dinner at ours this year. Might be because my next door neighbours have never been around my age or had time for teenegarers and/or kids. Miserable folk, in truth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 when i lived at home i was in the strange situation where one of my next-door neighbours' sons was the same age as me, but we never spoke. they moved in when i was about 11 or 12 and there were no places in my primary school so their kids had to go to one across the town. then we both went into the same year at secondary, but were never in the same classes and then my neighbour left school in 4th year. in the 4 and a bit years since he left school i've only seen him a couple of times even though he still lives there and i only moved out the other week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 The bouncers at the Union are p***ks. I always get rejected. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Proof that smoking dope addles the brain Fkn clown.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 I've not had one patient sample in the last hour and a half and the phone hasn't even gone. So it's absolutely guaranteed to get busy as soon as I sit down to watch the Scotland game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 I read that Paul McCartney is getting sick of his new wife already, shoe-shopping has been twice as expensive as the last wife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 I read that Paul McCartney is getting sick of his new wife already, shoe-shopping has been twice as expensive as the last wife. At least with Heather, she could buy things off the peg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 At least with Heather, she could buy things off the peg. Paul still had to stump up though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jtI9vG1dZE&feature=player_embedded#! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 The bouncers at the Union are p***ks. I always get rejected. Why's that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Why's that? They might not be homosexual I remember a few years ago, I had to do an essay about dangerous and rouge dogs. There was a topic about it on here at the time so i thought I'd copy the url and pass it onto my teacher (a total ride I might add). Anyway, cue everyone coming on saying "Kill the b*****ds" and "I'd kick f**k oot the dugs" etc Needless to say I failed it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 I feel i need to share this with you all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Applied to be on Pointless. I would love to meet big Richard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_dee Posted October 12, 2011 Share Posted October 12, 2011 Why's that? I look like a tramp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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