Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 I've pulled a calf muscle refereeing this morning, honest. Is this muscle anywhere near it's perineum ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Is this muscle anywhere near it's perineum ? Perineum: The area between the anus and the scrotum It might be if I were a dwarf but my knee and thigh lend to a bit of distance between the two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 First beer of the night opened. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh guid Likewise 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Likewise Think u need to stock up. There was hardly any in your fridge earlier 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Think u need to stock up. There was hardly any in your fridge earlier You are just jealous 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 You are just jealous Indeed Hefty carryoot in yer fridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Indeed Hefty carryoot in yer fridge. Just 40 cans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Freud Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Is this muscle anywhere near it's perineum ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 the girl presenting Gem tv on ITV. she's quite hot. but she's very irritating when she talks -like a nasally babysitter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-12655679 150k for a garage!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Been up for ages. Sitting watching spongebob with the wean 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 It might be if I were a dwarf but my knee and thigh lend to a bit of distance between the two. Not you, numpty, the Calfs' muscle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Freud Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Not you, numpty, the Calfs' muscle. It's tragic when you have to speak slowly and clearly for the elderly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Out in Eberdeen (fit?) for the first time last night. Great wee night out. Top punani to boot aswell. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Was reading the "42" LCD TV for £50" thread and I thought I'd try the joke on my Facebook and about 3 people bit in the first 2 minutes. I saw that on your Facebook about 10 minutes ago and was thinking "aye, that is a good deal". Just understood now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Was reading the "42" LCD TV for £50" thread and I thought I'd try the joke on my Facebook and about 3 people bit in the first 2 minutes. They just keep biting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Not you, numpty, the Calfs' muscle. It's tragic when you have to speak slowly and clearly for the elderly. In mitigation, I was at an all time low last night. That low hasn't improved with the passing of time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 I was at the shops earlier and saw someone who clearly wasn't the best looking chap in the world holding hands with a very attractive girl. That made me happy and I just wanted to go up and shake his hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 You werent looking in a window and seen your reflection? I'm not sure if I should be offended or not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 I was at the shops earlier and saw someone who clearly wasn't the best looking chap in the world holding hands with a very attractive girl. That made me happy and I just wanted to go up and shake his hand. I'm noticing more and more of these couples. Perhaps money talks more in a recession. Or having a chopper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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