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My mate has just started seeing a girl and for some bizarre reason has asked me to come along with them along with one of her friends so that it's a bit less informal and date like. This has the potential to be monumentally shite.

Get drunk. Very drunk.

*Edit to add. It's a bit worrying that i just assumed you'd be going somewhere drink would be involved.

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My mate has just started seeing a girl and for some bizarre reason has asked me to come along with them along with one of her friends so that it's a bit less informal and date like. This has the potential to be monumentally shite.

Oh contraire, potential boabying Fudge

Get drunk. Very drunk.

*Edit to add. It's a bit worrying that i just assumed you'd be going somewhere drink would be involved.

Dont get drunk, have a couple

It's a meal then a few drinks, but I'm off the drink.

See above

I bet the mate is the beast from the east as well.

As long as the red flag aint ooot, batter on. (NSFW readers will know the score ;) )

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Regardless of how attractive and willing she was, I wouldn't be trying my luck anyway. My fear is that she's boring as hell and I can't bail

Aye right :lol:. All us blokes have 2 brains and when the lower one kicks in the big one up top goes to sleep! ;)

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I might be a few days late, but I fucking love cake.

HMV Sauchiehall Street - Futurama: Bender's Game, £20

HMV Argyll Street - Futurama: Bender's Game, £10

Fopp Union Street - Futurama: Bender's Game, £3

I don't get that at all. I know that Fopp was always a lot cheaper than HMV, but I'd have expected that the prices wouldn't be that different now that HMV's taken over Fopp.

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Stumbled across my opening post on this thread. Someone's been on a bit of a Kilt Trip and been peppering it with negative energy. Well I'd like to say to that person: thanks, I'm now just a fraction away from celebrating a return to 3 digits of negativity :D

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Had the weirdest dream ever last night, covering all sorts from Clyde playing at a full Easter Road to Janine Butcher from Eastenders covering up Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's body with a blanket in an old English style outside toilet.

Also, forgot how good Friends was :D

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Got home from work today and decided to put a pizza in the oven for my dinner! So I put the pizza on the shelf in the oven and go through to the other room to watch the tv! So a wee while later I go to check my pizza and find a baking tray sitting right on top of my pizza! Freaked me right out cause I was the only person in the house and it wasn't like that when I put it in the oven! Hhhrrrmmmm :S

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I'm sitting here fucking 'loling' at some CBBC show :lol:

What show?

I find some kids shows fucking hilarious. Spongebob in particular. And there's some show presented by a cactus-thing, who's voice is amazing.

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