endieinreekie Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 I think you'll find, that, the fucker that is in my kitchen Is huge. If it is that big, your cat must be huge. PM me your address and I will come round and sort this out on my lunch break. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 No it's still alive, it's dying. It's flew onto the top of the cupboards when my gran tried to get it. I've just shut the kitchen doors and will wait til my mum gets back from work And while all this is going on, whats your cat doing? Ambling about innocently? Get your cat, throw it in the kitchen with crow, close doors. Problem solved surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyboy Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 If you took your feline friend to London, he could be a fat cat in the city, and all the socialists could have a good green eye session. Only you could take the fun out of stories about morbidally obese felines... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted June 23, 2010 Author Share Posted June 23, 2010 Only you could take the fun out of stories about morbidally obese felines... If there's not a groanworthy political based joke for a scenario, then it's not a scenario worth existing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 My two cats are in the kitchen. The bird is on top of the kitchen cupboards, where they can't reach it. Throw the cats up. I can assure you that they'll land on their feet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Throw the cats up. You want him to eat his cats? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 All is well. My mum came in from work and cleared it up. How did she defeat this hideous 18ft flying beast? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 How did she defeat this hideous 18ft flying beast? She's his mum, she just scooped him (Scott) up in her arms, soothed him and tucked him in then made everything all better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Druid Animal Oracle Cards Raven (Gaelic, 'bran') Are you sure it's not a raven? Ravens are cool! The gaelic for Raven is 'fiathach'. HTH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 All is well. My mum came in from work and cleared it up. Thank goodness someone in the household isn't afraid of the hideous, gargantuan killing machine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 The gaelic for Raven is 'fiathach'. HTH. Thanks for that: BRAN Irish name meaning "raven." In mythology (from Voyage of Bran), this is the name of a mariner who went on a quest to the Other World. Welsh name meaning "crow" or "raven." In mythology, this is the name of a giant king of Britain known as Bran the Blessed, who was killed attacking Ir [/[/q Obviously Phillip Carr-Gomm who designed the Druid Oracle Animal Tarot acrds was going by the Irish Gaelic version rather than the Scots Gaelic. I am grateful for the clarification. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 I take it you seen what I looked like at the recent Clyde - Dumbarton fixture Yeah, I saw you on the train mind 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 You did ? Yeah. We spoke about it afterwards on here. There was some confusion about you and your pals hand gestures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 The gaelic for Raven is 'fiathach'. HTH. That's interesting, because ravens look nothing like small Italian cars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 I fell asleep during my lunch hour today, and I dreamt that Torsten Frings and Rudi Voller were serving me in Greggs. Bizarre. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Sure they weren't selling you matresses? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellV1 Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 I need closure on this crow story 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Sure they weren't selling you matresses? Nah. They didn't actually serve me anything. I just stood there in complete shock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Nah. They didn't actually serve me anything. I just stood there in complete shock. I never see faces in dreams. I thought that was the same for everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 I always see faces. My dream last night was rather pleasurable due to this fact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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