Monster Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 You've got a girlfriend? By Vectron's tartan plaid, you should have said! He wasn't able to type, his fingers have been stuck up her for 3 and a half months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Was at the park with a mate at like 4am and a police car slowed down next to us and stared at us for about 2 minutes and then drove away. Any reason you were hanging arounds parks at 4am? seems a bit weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of the Day Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Girlfriends birthday today. A meal at the Champany* is on the cards. *= the cheap restaurant next door which is more reasonably priced. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Any reason you were hanging arounds parks at 4am? seems a bit weird. Clearly a paedo on the nightshift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Girlfriends birthday today. A meal at the Champany* is on the cards. *= the cheap restaurant next door which is more reasonably priced. It's pretty guid, the T-Bone is the tits, I've made the mistake of eating in the not so reasonably priced one once - holy shite, I nearly cried when the bill came. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Any reason you were hanging arounds parks at 4am? seems a bit weird. Well I had a friend staying over and we werent sleeping so we went to the nearby park for some reason. Clearly a paedo on the nightshift. I'm 14 I'll have you know! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I played golf today and have the most awful chaffing on my legs under my bawsack. Blame the diet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Blame the diet My legs are actually toned from playing football and cycling, it is the unfeasibly large other parts which do not help...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 My legs are actually toned from playing football and cycling Course they are podge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of the Day Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 It's pretty guid, the T-Bone is the tits, I've made the mistake of eating in the not so reasonably priced one once - holy shite, I nearly cried when the bill came. I can imagine rajpelt. I actually frightened of the main restraurant with those prices, I feel I'm not worthy. And I get the impression that if I'm not wearing a suit or over 40 I'm not welcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I can imagine rajpelt. I actually frightened of the main restraurant with those prices, I feel I'm not worthy. And I get the impression that if I'm not wearing a suit or over 40 I'm not welcome. It is quality scran but completely over-priced, and full of pretentious twats (you know - the type of pretentious that people like me aspire to get too). So there I am cutting about in my best g-star jeans and snake skin adidas rod lavers thinking I'm the fucking daddy until Pedro strolls up with the whopper of a bill.............ouch. Almost the first time I've taken a tert up on the "halfsies" of the bill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 It never fails to astound me of how much of a c**t Ad Lib seems when I read his profile. Everything from the way he is nervously holding the box of cider which probably took him three weekends to get through to the fact he has two pets called 8-Bit & Byte. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 It is quality scran but completely over-priced, and full of pretentious twats (you know - the type of pretentious that people like me aspire to get too). So there I am cutting about in my best g-star jeans and snake skin adidas rod lavers thinking I'm the fucking daddy until Pedro strolls up with the whopper of a bill.............ouch. Almost the first time I've taken a tert up on the "halfsies" of the bill. Next time show her how much of a real man you are. Take her to Burger King and pay the whole bill!! Research springs to mind................. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Next time show her how much of a real man you are. Take her to Burger King and pay the whole bill!! Research springs to mind................. Yes, well youthful exuberance won that day, I still get a cold sweat if I drive past. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 The Simpsons episode coming on Channel 4 in 2 minutes is "Homer at the Bat". It's one of the best ones ever! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 The Simpsons episode coming on Channel 4 in 2 minutes is "Homer at the Bat". It's one of the best ones ever! The song at the end is brilliant! Well, Mr. Burns had done it, The power plant had won it, With Roger Clemens clucking all the while... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 It never fails to astound me of how much of a c**t Ad Lib seems when I read his profile. How often do you read his profile? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 How often do you read his profile? Point well made - I've never read anybody's profile on P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 24, 2010 Author Share Posted May 24, 2010 It never fails to astound me of how much of a c**t Ad Lib seems when I read his profile. Everything from the way he is nervously holding the box of cider which probably took him three weekends to get through to the fact he has two pets called 8-Bit & Byte. It's nice to know you care. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Just seen a guy who was in my year at school celebrating with the Blackpool players. After a quick wee stooshie on Google, turns out he's a regular on the bench for them. Very cool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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