Bibby Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 I know. I've fancied her for a long, long time. One of my friends quite looks like her as well! Yes! I think she is my 'type', so to speak. Her face is teckle. Agreed Ahyes, The "I dont wanna lover" type friend:ph34r: Piss poor, Sam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Some posters on P&B are just very nice people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pencils Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 During my game today I rolled my sleeves up a wee bit, which left about an inch gap of skin between the end of my gloves and the sleeve exposed to the sun. Came home, took my shirt of and noticed I had two bands of sunburn about halfway up my arm. I look like an idiot! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 During my game today I rolled my sleeves up a wee bit, which left about an inch gap of skin between the end of my gloves and the sleeve exposed to the sun. Came home, took my shirt of and noticed I had two bands of sunburn about halfway up my arm. I look like an idiot! I hope you are a goalkeeper as you would have looked like a right p***k playing outfield with gloves on in that temperature! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 One of my wee girls teeth fell out tonight, apparently the tooth fairy is now a fiver a time:o 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 One of my wee girls teeth fell out tonight, apparently the tooth fairy is now a fiver a time:o Sod that,When i was a kid it was 10p. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Sod that,When i was a kid it was 10p. But she expects it here and also when she goes home tomorrow:o £10 for one tooth? I dont get paid till Friday, someone smack me in the gub:ph34r: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 (edited) A man called up to order gay porn from Sky Box Office tonight. He initially said he just wanted to book channel *whatever channel it was* at 11pm but I made him confirm the name of the film. Edited May 22, 2010 by Fudge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 Sod that,When i was a kid it was 10p. inflation. could there not a scenario where the tooth fairy had invested in an icelandic bank during the credit crunch and thus the price of teeth like the price of gold has dropped? a valuable financial lesson could be taught. in other news. Spartacus: blood and sand. its so bad it should be awful, but its strangely engrossing -i wonder why..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted May 22, 2010 Share Posted May 22, 2010 A man called up to order gay porn from Sky Box Office tonight. He initially said he just wanted to book channel *whatever channel it was* at 11pm but I made him confirm the name of the film. ...and did you tell him if said film was any good or not? (well, someone had to ask that question...) I had that all the time when I worked at Sky. Always ended the call with 'hope you enjoy your night...'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Did you know there is an indian restaurant magazine called Spice Business. It makes a shit read. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak QOSFC Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 I heard my next door neighbour having sex earlier on when I was in the garden, he was in his garden as well I think. I'm going to make more noise from now on when I'm gardening so he knows I'm there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 I played golf today and have the most awful chaffing on my legs under my bawsack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Been going out with my girlfriend for 4 months now, its been all good. Im a happy man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Been going out with my girlfriend for 4 months now, its been all good. Im a happy man. You've got a girlfriend? By Vectron's tartan plaid, you should have said! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 One of my wee girls teeth fell out tonight, apparently the tooth fairy is now a fiver a time:o I never got anything more than a pound! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 You've got a girlfriend? By Vectron's tartan plaid, you should have said! I was waiting on that comment. I never got anything more than a pound! I got 50p! Also, how does she get £10? Once its gone for £5 then thats it gone, it doesnt come back to be sent away again. Well, it never did when I was younger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 During my game today I rolled my sleeves up a wee bit, which left about an inch gap of skin between the end of my gloves and the sleeve exposed to the sun. Came home, took my shirt of and noticed I had two bands of sunburn about halfway up my arm. I look like an idiot! Something similar happened to me a couple of years ago, the only difference was I had rolled up both sleeves, but one fell back down, and I left the other one, so I had one burnt arm and one non burnt arm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 (edited) Was at the park with a mate at like 4am and a police car slowed down next to us and stared at us for about 2 minutes and then drove away. Edited May 24, 2010 by Sooky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of the Day Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 (edited) Patti Boyd. What a woman. She was the inspiration for Something by The Beatles, Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton and Layla by Derek and the Dominoes. What a CV. She's got an eye for a man it must be said. George sits in his temple all day then Big Eric comes along with his alcohol addiction. It's been noted that Boyd absolutely detests Wonderful Tonight and can't listen to it. Edited May 24, 2010 by The Hero of the Day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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