GypsyTillIDie Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 What in the f**k is vectron? It's a sketch off the Mitchell and Webb outlook (I think that's what it's called?) and xbl did it last year, pissed off a great amount of people and it has returned. I fucking love it, especially when xbl said that when he was sending an e-mail to one of his fellow co-workers he nearly put in 'By Vectron!' by accident. Long live Vectron! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 "I was off on holiday on Thursday and when I got back, everyone was doing this "By Vectron!" stuff. I just joined in..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 TGG might return next month as well..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 TGG might return next month as well..... How spooky would that be? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud To Be A Diamond Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 LIFE IS EMPTY WITHOUT VECTRON! BY VECTRON'S KNEES! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Recycling LOL 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 A Betterware catalogue came though my door no more than ten minutes ago. Had a flick through it. Some of the stuff was quite cool. There was a 'Chrome Banana Hook', which held your bananas in the kitchen, away from other fruits because "bananas emits a gas that causes other fruits to ripen more rapidly". There was also a 'Double Cereal Dispenser' which was pretty much one of the McFlurry topping dispensers, only gave you your cereal. Impressive. There are some ridiculous things though, that I really don't know why anyone would consider buying. There's a 'Tree Face', which is a three-piece set of eyes, a nose and a mouth. It also doubles up as a bird feeder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 (edited) A Betterware catalogue came though my door no more than ten minutes ago. Had a flick through it. Some of the stuff was quite cool. There was a 'Chrome Banana Hook', which held your bananas in the kitchen, away from other fruits because "bananas emits a gas that causes other fruits to ripen more rapidly". There was also a 'Double Cereal Dispenser' which was pretty much one of the McFlurry topping dispensers, only gave you your cereal. Impressive. There are some ridiculous things though, that I really don't know why anyone would consider buying. There's a 'Tree Face', which is a three-piece set of eyes, a nose and a mouth. It also doubles up as a bird feeder. You don't consider a Chrome Banana Hook to be a bit ridiculous? The bit about fruit emitting gas reminds me of Brass Eye Edited May 18, 2010 by Breaking Decency 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 You don't consider a Chrome Banana Hook to be a bit ridiculous? The bit about fruit emitting gas reminds me of Brass Eye No, in fact, I consider it genius! Chrome Banana Hook Double Cereal Dispenser Tree Face... Now tell me this, which one wouldn't be beneficial to your life? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 I think I've got that banana holder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 (edited) What happens when you've only got one banana left? You've got a silly piece of metal cluttering up the kitchen, and nowhere to put the banana! Edit: I meant to say: I've already got a banana holder. It's called a woman. Edited May 18, 2010 by Dunc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 No, in fact, I consider it genius! Chrome Banana Hook Double Cereal Dispenser Tree Face... Now tell me this, which one wouldn't be beneficial to your life? I don't eat bananas Cereal already comes in it's own storage container - boxes That tree thing is fucking scary Answer: None of them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 What happens when you've only got one banana left? You've got a silly piece of metal cluttering up the kitchen, and nowhere to put the banana! Aye, you need to balance the b*****d in the wee loop at the top. Not ideal but, hey, I don't want its emissions ruining my other perfectly good fruit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Stylish solution I think I NEED to meet some people that care about stylish fruit storage solutions. I bet they're a laugh riot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 What happens when you've only got one banana left? You've got a silly piece of metal cluttering up the kitchen, and nowhere to put the banana! Edit: I meant to say: I've already got a banana holder. It's called a woman. They never thought about that. I don't eat bananas Cereal already comes in it's own storage container - boxes That tree thing is fucking scary Answer: None of them Well, could I interest you in a Potato Case then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Well, could I interest you in a Potato Case then? You could, but it's out of stock until 21st May. Sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 (edited) You could, but it's out of stock until 21st May. Sorry. Pube waffles, so it is. I apologise for any inconvenience caused. Edited May 18, 2010 by Smurph 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Pube waffles, so it is. I apologise for any inconvenience caused. You could get me this instead, just because of the name Or perhaps this, since clearly any other cleaning product would fail OR! The thing I need most. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 (edited) What am I doing, browsing a Betterware site. But here, what's this? An Incredible Ear. Now I can listen to private conversations. That'll do me now that my Invisibility Cloak needs new batteries. Edit - you might want one too so here's the link. http://www.betterware.co.uk/productdetails.aspx?pid=056918&cid=107&language=en-GB And in my other ear..... http://www.betterware.co.uk/productdetails.aspx?pid=057638&cid=107&language=en-GB This is great fun. Cheers. Edited May 18, 2010 by th1stleandr0se 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 I got a JML pen set one year in my christmas stocking. I seem to remember half of them breaking by the end of the holidays. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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