scottsdad Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 7 minutes ago, die hard doonhamer said: They were not on show at the park this morning when I was cutting grass. They must all have been attracted to the exotic Mr Alli Unless he was wearing beer goggles 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 4 hours ago, scottsdad said: Draw this one @throbber: Man snaps his penis in THREE places after hearing sudden 'snap' when his member 'slipped out' during sex Why would you even share that title? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSJ.84 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 6 hours ago, Derry Alli said: Aberfeldy has an alarmingly high number of drop dead gorgeous women in it for the size of the place. Can vouch for this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 2 hours ago, mathematics said: Why would you even share that title? I spared you the gory details 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Blackbirds are pretty vocal round my bit the now. Which is lovely. Is it peak winching season for them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 https://twitter.com/AdamJSchwarz/status/1661765779409321986?s=20 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Raidernation Posted May 25, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 25, 2023 With the money I have saved by not drinking since my relapse in January I bought this today 40 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 7 minutes ago, Raidernation said: With the money I have saved by not drinking since my relapse in January I bought this today That's a beautiful guitar mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 Be right back just checking houses for sale in Aberfeldy. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 2 hours ago, superwell87 said: That's a beautiful guitar mate. I actually went there because there was a used tele for sale, it just didn't feel right in my hands ( the guitarists will understand). Tried this and a couple other hollow bodies that looked nice and this just felt right! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 2 minutes ago, Raidernation said: I actually went there because there was a used tele for sale, it just didn't feel right in my hands ( the guitarists will understand). Tried this and a couple other hollow bodies that looked nice and this just felt right! I'm a guitarist myself, so fully understand what you mean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 12 hours ago, scottsdad said: Draw this one @throbber: Man snaps his penis in THREE places after hearing sudden 'snap' when his member 'slipped out' during sex To paraphrase Tommy Cooper: I told the doctor I snapped my willie in three places .. ..he told me "well, don't go there again" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 7 hours ago, Raidernation said: With the money I have saved by not drinking since my relapse in January I bought this today G5420T? If so, that’s either a very good deal or a s**tload of stuff you would have been drinking. Very nice find, very nice…and an absolutely beautiful present to yourself! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 My favourite pizza place in Glasgow, Baked, has closed. Such a shite time for small businesses and there’s been a lot in the area now. Will never get a final slice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 Just come home from work and the neighbour is having a BBQ, not bothered they're usually really quiet, heard two songs, one George Ezra and one Gerry Cinnamon, now ready to phone the police. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 Heritage Hall Fan Foyer How much does it cost for a brick in your club's stadium? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 11:49, scottsdad said: Draw this one @throbber: Man snaps his penis in THREE places after hearing sudden 'snap' when his member 'slipped out' during sex Beware the pubic bone, gentlemen. Say no more. No mention of how Mrs Fracturedcock coped with having a willy rammed into her perineum hard enough to fracture it in three places. That's some amount of force in an area that likes to be treated nicely! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 On 25/05/2023 at 20:22, TxRover said: G5420T? If so, that’s either a very good deal or a s**tload of stuff you would have been drinking. Very nice find, very nice…and an absolutely beautiful present to yourself! 5410T But, yes, I was probably spending between $200 - $300 a week 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 I’ve seen some clips from the Harry Styles concert at Murrayfield this weekend. It genuinely looks like hell on earth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 (edited) Saw a video of the gig that my sister in law attended at Coventry. I've never heard a Harry Styles song and still haven't as all you can hear is girls screaming. What's the point in going to a musical event and then spending the whole time screaming over the music so you can't hear it? Fucking mental behaviour. Edited May 27, 2023 by Bully Wee Villa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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