Paranoid Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 I was once chased by three geese but I've never been attacked by a seagull. [Fancy that!] Have you ever been attacked by a mad bird? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 2 minutes ago, Paranoid said: I was once chased by three geese but I've never been attacked by a seagull. [Fancy that!] Have you ever been attacked by a mad bird? A guy called Davie Heron once tried to punch me. Does that count? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 I had a wee chuckle at this one. Does that make me a bad person? Watch: Royal fan wrongly arrested at Coronation - BBC News 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 19 minutes ago, Paranoid said: Have you ever been attacked by a mad bird? Aye, she chased me then married me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 25 minutes ago, Paranoid said: I was once chased by three geese but I've never been attacked by a seagull. [Fancy that!] Have you ever been attacked by a mad bird? 23 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: A guy called Davie Heron once tried to punch me. Does that count? Only if he was a featherweight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Derry Alli said: Some last punch, tbf. Years ago me and my mates come out the DCA and Kyle was being a wideo. My mate battered two of the band up and down the street and it was hilarious. Walked away saying "you'll need to change they jeans now, you wee pap". I have heard numerous people say Kyle is an absolute fud who believes his own hype. I loved the band back in the day but despite numerous gigs I never got to meet them. That doesn’t look like Kyle is holding back there either, I wonder what they fell out over? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 2 hours ago, throbber said: I have heard numerous people say Kyle is an absolute fud who believes his own hype. I loved the band back in the day but despite numerous gigs I never got to meet them. That doesn’t look like Kyle is holding back there either, I wonder what they fell out over? I had a chat with Stevie while watching The Law at TITP years ago, he was not complimentary about his bandmate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 3 hours ago, Paranoid said: I was once chased by three geese but I've never been attacked by a seagull. [Fancy that!] Have you ever been attacked by a mad bird? C**t of a goose outside the Drovers Inn by Loch Lomond chased me around the parking lot once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 I once saw Kyle from the view and the drummer c**t having to be separated by, what appeared to be one their dads in Tesco Lochee (now The Range). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 4 hours ago, Paranoid said: I was once chased by three geese but I've never been attacked by a seagull. [Fancy that!] Have you ever been attacked by a mad bird? More times than I care to remember. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 3 hours ago, TxRover said: C**t of a goose outside the Drovers Inn by Loch Lomond chased me around the parking lot once. That's about manageable. Twice and I'd be knackered. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 6 hours ago, Oystercatcher said: Add "you c**t" and it might have more impact 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 19 hours ago, Paranoid said: I was once chased by three geese but I've never been attacked by a seagull. [Fancy that!] Have you ever been attacked by a mad bird? I was once trapped in the shop in Luss (as seen in Take the High Road) by an angry swan. Fortunately the man next door chased it away with a broom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 11 minutes ago, GordonD said: I was once trapped in the shop in Luss (as seen in Take the High Road) by an angry swan. Fortunately the man next door chased it away with a broom. Sounds like an episode of Take the High Road. Gordon is accosted by a swan, can Jimmy save him? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 (edited) Woke up to a text from a mate asking who I think I am because I never dropped into the pub to give him £20 I borrowed off him last week for a taxi after sitting in his all night. He must have forgot he's due me near £300 - and has been for over a year. Edited May 13, 2023 by Derry Alli 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 55 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Woke up to a text from a mate asking who I think I am because I never dropped into the pub to give him £20 I borrowed off him last week for a taxi after sitting in his all night. He must have forgot he's due me near £300 - and has been for over a year. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 Congratulations Dundee https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/scotland-now/gallery/10-most-dangerous-scotland-according-29961288.amp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 10 hours ago, Derry Alli said: Woke up to a text from a mate asking who I think I am because I never dropped into the pub to give him £20 I borrowed off him last week for a taxi after sitting in his all night. He must have forgot he's due me near £300 - and has been for over a year. Doesn't sound like a mate tbh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 18 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Congratulations Dundee https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/scotland-now/gallery/10-most-dangerous-scotland-according-29961288.amp I’ve just taken a dump in portaloo in Greenock with a pipe band playing flower of Scotland right outside. Dundee life prepares you for anything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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