Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 Woke up to this invitation. Maybe they’re after a mascot (c) Sergeant Wilson, 2023 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 7 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Vulcan's what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Woke up to this invitation. Maybe they’re after a mascot (c) Sergeant Wilson, 2023 No doubt our lady posters will be slightly curious about the role of concrete in their reproductive systems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 11 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Poor show not mentioning the requisite nuclear world war first… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 1 minute ago, TxRover said: Poor show not mentioning the requisite nuclear world war first… We've got the reunification of Ireland next year to look forward to first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Woke up to this invitation. Maybe they’re after a mascot (c) Sergeant Wilson, 2023 Dear Sirs, I'm not a gynaecologist but I'm willing to take a look... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 1 hour ago, BTFD said: No doubt our lady posters will be slightly curious about the role of concrete in their reproductive systems. It would be quite an effective, if lasting contraceptive. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 Brace yourselves Ladies, he's back on the market. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 1 hour ago, 101 said: It would be quite an effective, if lasting contraceptive. I've been called worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 2 hours ago, BTFD said: No doubt our lady posters will be slightly curious about the role of concrete in their reproductive systems. I’ll come back some time around 5th July to let them know. Spoiler Unless I’ve been arrested. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 The new series of Bake Off looks shite. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 (edited) ^^^ Sevco's latest AGM flim-flam ? Edited April 5, 2023 by Florentine_Pogen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 Thread on the Labour leadership election of 1976. What a brilliant contest. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 I was given my first professional massage today. I was told it would be a relaxing experience. I would strongly argue against that. Anyone find such things 'relaxing'? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 2 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I was given my first professional massage today. I was told it would be a relaxing experience. I would strongly argue against that. Anyone find such things 'relaxing'? ^^Kissed on the bottom 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 57 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: ^^Kissed on the bottom My arse is not a canvas. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I was given my first professional massage today. I was told it would be a relaxing experience. I would strongly argue against that. Anyone find such things 'relaxing'? More info req'd. Which part of your corpse was being 'massaged' ? What flavour of 'essential oylz' were used ? Did you manage to uncover the hidden camera ? Was it a CFNM arrangement ? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand.............................was the 'sounds of a forest waterfall' a good accompaniment to your 'Happy End' ? TIA . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: My arse is not a canvas. If it was would it be a Botty-celli? I thank you! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 The Stranraer goalkeeper's display here might be the funniest thing I've seen in months. The initial f**k up isn't even the best bit, it's his actions afterwards. Almost like "Am open mate!!" (Skip to 19:19) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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