Bert Raccoon Posted April 2, 2023 Share Posted April 2, 2023 3 hours ago, superwell87 said: If you type "The bus that couldn't slow down" into google, it will show results for Speed. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 Didn't work from Tuesday to Friday last week. Spent last night thinking I would have tons and tons piled up waiting for me to come back to. Everything cleared off by ten past nine. I'll just knock off for the afternoon. Fuckit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 On 28/03/2023 at 16:35, GordonD said: It's six months to the day since I had the tumour removed from my leg. The wound has healed nicely but the course of radiotherapy I had at the beginning of the year has brought out a couple of blisters that still need the dressing changed three times a week, but everything is heading in the right direction and two follow-up scans have come back all clear. Thank you, NHS. Excellent news. Radiotherapy can sometimes cause burns or blisters, but that's outweighed by what the radiotherapy is attacking. (Easy for me to dismiss blisters & co., as I didn't get any.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 Susi Vidal and her OnlyPans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 (edited) Work = a never-ending procession of patience-testing c***s. Edited April 3, 2023 by paranoid android 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 6 minutes ago, paranoid android said: Work = a never-ending procession of patience-testing c***s. Or maybe work is like driving, where if there are arseholes where ever you drive, maybe… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 15 hours ago, TxRover said: Or maybe work is like driving, where if there are arseholes where ever you drive, maybe… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 I've got two vaginas - I use one for porn and the other for my husband 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 50 minutes ago, scottsdad said: I've got two vaginas - I use one for porn and the other for my husband I had the impression you were a Lecturer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 16 hours ago, TxRover said: Or maybe work is like driving, where if there are arseholes where ever you drive, maybe… Maybe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 12 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I had the impression you were a Lecturer Ones for the prof. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 51 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Ones for the prof. Professor Brown I call him! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: I've got two vaginas - I use one for porn and the other for my husband Wid wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 Horrified shopper demands Sainsbury’s rename ‘wildly inappropriate’ and ‘sexist’ steak A Sainsbury's customer is calling for the supermarket to come up with a new name for one of its steaks after being left 'shocked' over its 'sexist' choice. Rose Robinson, from Norwich, Norfolk, was so stunned by the sight she came across in Sainsbury's that she reactivated an old Facebook account to spread the word I'm the least Karen-like person I know, honestly," she said, as she explained that she'd taken to Facebook after attempting to raise the issue with Sainsbury's customer service desk. It all began on 23 March, when Rose spotted the 'big daddy beef rump steak' on the supermarket shelf. "It just felt wrong and unnecessary," Rose said, so she approached a member of the staff who advised her to complete an online feedback form.. She looked up 'big daddy' on the Urban Dictionary, and explained: "It doesn't even just relate to a masculine power boss, there's actually a sexual prowess meaning to it. "One of the terms, forgive me for speaking freely, that came up on the top of the Google search was referencing someone who is 'good with his wood. Rose decided to share her dismay on Facebook in a further attempt to 'bring it to the attention of someone in Sainsbury's'. She continued: "'Big daddy' - it says it all doesn't it? My understanding is that it was called that to emphasise its supersized nature and it just felt like it was probably marketed more towards appealing to a man, than a woman. It certainly didn't appeal to me. "I just feel like anything that's sold as a generic food type, with reference to a gender, is just not necessary. We all eat - male, female, or whatever you identify as nowadays. I just don't think that gender needs to come anywhere into the playing field when marketing food. "I was just really shocked. I'm not someone that's normally a huge campaigner or activist but it just struck me as completely out of place and just didn't feel right in this day and age." Rose suggested that a name like 'supersized steak' or large steak" would have achieved the same impact, and suggested it should be immediately renamed 'from this point forward'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 (edited) 14 minutes ago, bennett said: Horrified shopper demands Sainsbury’s rename ‘wildly inappropriate’ and ‘sexist’ steak A Sainsbury's customer is calling for the supermarket to come up with a new name for one of its steaks after being left 'shocked' over its 'sexist' choice. Rose Robinson, from Norwich, Norfolk, was so stunned by the sight she came across in Sainsbury's that she reactivated an old Facebook account to spread the word I'm the least Karen-like person I know, honestly," she said, as she explained that she'd taken to Facebook after attempting to raise the issue with Sainsbury's customer service desk. It all began on 23 March, when Rose spotted the 'big daddy beef rump steak' on the supermarket shelf. "It just felt wrong and unnecessary," Rose said, so she approached a member of the staff who advised her to complete an online feedback form.. She looked up 'big daddy' on the Urban Dictionary, and explained: "It doesn't even just relate to a masculine power boss, there's actually a sexual prowess meaning to it. "One of the terms, forgive me for speaking freely, that came up on the top of the Google search was referencing someone who is 'good with his wood. Rose decided to share her dismay on Facebook in a further attempt to 'bring it to the attention of someone in Sainsbury's'. She continued: "'Big daddy' - it says it all doesn't it? My understanding is that it was called that to emphasise its supersized nature and it just felt like it was probably marketed more towards appealing to a man, than a woman. It certainly didn't appeal to me. "I just feel like anything that's sold as a generic food type, with reference to a gender, is just not necessary. We all eat - male, female, or whatever you identify as nowadays. I just don't think that gender needs to come anywhere into the playing field when marketing food. "I was just really shocked. I'm not someone that's normally a huge campaigner or activist but it just struck me as completely out of place and just didn't feel right in this day and age." Rose suggested that a name like 'supersized steak' or large steak" would have achieved the same impact, and suggested it should be immediately renamed 'from this point forward'. What a great idea for a thread…names/words we can no longer use because they might offend some snowflake because they have a new meaning in the Urban Ditionary… I suggest we start with “docking”. Edited April 4, 2023 by TxRover 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 (edited) I'd give Rose a big daddy rump piece ae meat guys lol. Anyway : Ted is on Sky Movies and I'm finished early enjoying one of the greatest films ever produced. Edited April 4, 2023 by Derry Alli 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 Rename it the Shirley Crabtree steak IMO. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Rename it the Shirley Crabtree steak IMO. Crabbit Shitehoose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 1 minute ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Crabbit Shitehoose. Enough about Mrs Mullarkay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 2 hours ago, bennett said: Horrified shopper demands Sainsbury’s rename ‘wildly inappropriate’ and ‘sexist’ steak A Sainsbury's customer is calling for the supermarket to come up with a new name for one of its steaks after being left 'shocked' over its 'sexist' choice. Rose Robinson, from Norwich, Norfolk, was so stunned by the sight she came across in Sainsbury's that she reactivated an old Facebook account to spread the word I'm the least Karen-like person I know, honestly," she said, as she explained that she'd taken to Facebook after attempting to raise the issue with Sainsbury's customer service desk. It all began on 23 March, when Rose spotted the 'big daddy beef rump steak' on the supermarket shelf. "It just felt wrong and unnecessary," Rose said, so she approached a member of the staff who advised her to complete an online feedback form.. She looked up 'big daddy' on the Urban Dictionary, and explained: "It doesn't even just relate to a masculine power boss, there's actually a sexual prowess meaning to it. "One of the terms, forgive me for speaking freely, that came up on the top of the Google search was referencing someone who is 'good with his wood. Rose decided to share her dismay on Facebook in a further attempt to 'bring it to the attention of someone in Sainsbury's'. She continued: "'Big daddy' - it says it all doesn't it? My understanding is that it was called that to emphasise its supersized nature and it just felt like it was probably marketed more towards appealing to a man, than a woman. It certainly didn't appeal to me. "I just feel like anything that's sold as a generic food type, with reference to a gender, is just not necessary. We all eat - male, female, or whatever you identify as nowadays. I just don't think that gender needs to come anywhere into the playing field when marketing food. "I was just really shocked. I'm not someone that's normally a huge campaigner or activist but it just struck me as completely out of place and just didn't feel right in this day and age." Rose suggested that a name like 'supersized steak' or large steak" would have achieved the same impact, and suggested it should be immediately renamed 'from this point forward'. I hope she didn't look up 'Rump' on Urban dictionary. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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