tamthebam Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 11 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: That must include photos and art etc, because I think I'd remember meeting Satan face to face. You sold him your soul for that Shotts Junior Cup win.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 11 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: That must include photos and art etc, because I think I'd remember meeting Satan face to face. I met him once in a shopping centre. Sat on his knee and he asked what I wanted for Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 (edited) 17 hours ago, Empty It said: Saved a pigeon yesterday, stupid c**t flew behind a window grating that he couldn't get out, had to take bolts out and lever it open for the daft thing. Edited March 29, 2023 by GordonD 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Brazil Forever Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 10 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I met him once in a shopping centre. Sat on his knee and he asked what I wanted for Christmas. Did you tell him the old perv you'd been bad ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 12 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I met him once in a shopping centre. Sat on his knee and he asked what I wanted for Christmas. Did he tell you to work at heights and use sharp tools? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 32 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Did he tell you to work at heights and use sharp tools? How did you know? He gave me a to do list for life and they were on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 Just now, Shandon Par said: How did you know? He gave me a to do list for life and they were on it. It's called a recruitment drive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 (edited) My workday got off to the best possible start today when my flight from the island to another was cancelled. Was sidetracked somewhat by having to rush to get a ferry I was booked on since cancellation to go and do Fridays work. I missed that - and the next. Toddled onto the one after, 40 minutes, 10 minutes job anout 2 minutes from the ferry and reboarded the same one back to my* Island. I've been in the hotel again since 2pm only leaving to wander around co op and tesco because the fucking half decent pub doesn't open until 7pm. I'm not going out again in that weather. *I give it back on Friday. I'm coming home to resume power in DD4. Edited March 29, 2023 by Derry Alli 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 7 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: My workday got off to the best possible start today when my flight from the island to another was cancelled. Was sidetracked somewhat by having to rush to get a ferry I was booked on since cancellation to go and do Fridays work. I missed that - and the next. Toddled onto the one after, 40 minutes, 10 minutes job anout 2 minutes from the ferry and reboarded the same one back to my* Island. I've been in the hotel again since 2pm only leaving to wander around co op and tesco because the fucking half decent pub doesn't open until 7pm. I'm not going out again in that weather. *I give it back on Friday. I'm coming home to resume power in DD4. Have you considered taking a book with you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 Just now, Miguel Sanchez said: Have you considered taking a book with you? I did. The dug ate it before departure. He also ate my driving licence which is why I cannot say where I am as I'm here illegally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 33 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Have you considered taking a book with you? He can't take a book on the ferry as in rough weather he keeps colouring outside the lines. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 Nowhere else that this falls neatly into but Arsenal Women vs Bayern Women is up on YT and I'm excited: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 43 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Nowhere else that this falls neatly into but Arsenal Women vs Bayern Women is up on YT and I'm excited: HT and pishing it down in Islington as it is in South Bucks - a place the dafty aka @Billy Jean King doesn't think exists. The redoubtable Kim Little subbed off early - due to injury - but the Gunners' Burdz 2 up and coasting. Two sitters missed, though. Hope it doesn't come back to bite them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 On 28/03/2023 at 11:14, Sergeant Wilson said: Sex. This gave me a flashback to Oaksoft equating Valentine's day with everyone's wives/girlfriends being prostitutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: This gave me a flashback to Oaksoft equating Valentine's day with everyone's wives/girlfriends being prostitutes. You mean they aren’t? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Having two pints then stopping seems to knock f**k out me nowadays. It could be all the travelling done last week but I feel like I've had a hidin'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 58 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Having two pints then stopping seems to knock f**k out me nowadays. It could be all the travelling done last week but I feel like I've had a hidin'. Simple solution. Don't stop. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Derry Alli said: Having two pints then stopping seems to knock f**k out me nowadays. It could be all the travelling done last week but I feel like I've had a hidin'. I get that, go out for a few pints to watch the football, walk home practically sober and wake up in the morning with a hangover like I've been on a 3 day bender. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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superwell87 Posted April 2, 2023 Share Posted April 2, 2023 If you type "The bus that couldn't slow down" into google, it will show results for Speed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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