tamthebam Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 4 hours ago, DA Baracus said: @Bigmouth Strikes Again - are these yours after you fed him the wrong cat food? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 No idea if this has been shared before but it improved my sad little tedious life briefly. https://bansheesthegame.com/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 Just been summoned for jury service for the first time. They will be advised to file it in the bin as it lands in the middle of our first holiday since 2019. If I'm told I can't be excused I may as well use the day at court to find a decent divorce lawyer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 50 minutes ago, Zetterlund said: Just been summoned for jury service for the first time. They will be advised to file it in the bin as it lands in the middle of our first holiday since 2019. If I'm told I can't be excused I may as well use the day at court to find a decent divorce lawyer. If it's already booked you'll be able to get out of it, or at least moved to another date. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 Off the scale levels of Kane coverage on BBC app today. The English are aff their head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 1 hour ago, hk blues said: If it's already booked you'll be able to get out of it, or at least moved to another date. Aye I should be OK, unless so many jurors ask for an exclusion there aren't enough to select from. They need 30 on the day apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 Went to the dump. In front of me was a wee car with a decal that said "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair". The car door opened and a wee old woman came out. Must have been well into her 70s, maybe in her 80s. Fair play, auld yin. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 9 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Went to the dump. In front of me was a wee car with a decal that said "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair". The car door opened and a wee old woman came out. Must have been well into her 70s, maybe in her 80s. Fair play, auld yin. Decent ride? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 28 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Went to the dump. In front of me was a wee car with a decal that said "If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair". The car door opened and a wee old woman came out. Must have been well into her 70s, maybe in her 80s. Fair play, auld yin. Many a guid tune an' aw that............................. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 2 hours ago, Zetterlund said: Aye I should be OK, unless so many jurors ask for an exclusion there aren't enough to select from. They need 30 on the day apparently. You'll be fine - I looked at the government website and it specifically states exemption for booked holidays. I'd get my form in ASAP just to be sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 Didn't think this c**t deserved a thread of his own, so posting it here. It's almost more disturbing than offline real world paedophiles, paying to watch third world children being sexually abused and sending instructions to the abusers. I hope he has a horrific time in jail and doesn't survive it. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-65065166 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 I'm no scientist, but I reckon a line of motors chugging along at 30mph will pump out more impurities than vehicles traveling at 50-70mph Bid to slow down M8 traffic to 30mph to go to council | Glasgow Times 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 9 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: I'm no scientist, but I reckon a line of motors chugging along at 30mph will pump out more impurities than vehicles traveling at 50-70mph Bid to slow down M8 traffic to 30mph to go to council | Glasgow Times How do cars go quicker? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 5 hours ago, welshbairn said: Didn't think this c**t deserved a thread of his own, so posting it here. It's almost more disturbing than offline real world paedophiles, paying to watch third world children being sexually abused and sending instructions to the abusers. I hope he has a horrific time in jail and doesn't survive it. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-65065166 That reminds me of an Australian monster who lived in the Philippines and started a business livestreaming child abuse: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Scully Occasionally you stumble across people and feel quite relieved at not knowing how their minds work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 Baby sitting & made Fruit Loops french toast on request. Actually not bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 That time Maradona wore a" No to Drugs" shirt, whilst Platini wore a "No to Corruption" shirt, back in 1986... 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Manhattan Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 4 minutes ago, jagfox said: That time Maradona wore a" No to Drugs" shirt, whilst Platini wore a "No to Corruption" shirt, back in 1986... Was Pele hiding a cheeky wee erection there too? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 No to No Viagra? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 9 minutes ago, jagfox said: That time Maradona wore a" No to Drugs" shirt, whilst Platini wore a "No to Corruption" shirt, back in 1986... Pele using the pennant to hide a blue pill stauner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 20 minutes ago, jagfox said: That time Maradona wore a" No to Drugs" shirt, whilst Platini wore a "No to Corruption" shirt, back in 1986... Surely "drogue" is French for drug(s), not corruption? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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