Rugster Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 8 hours ago, scottsdad said: My son showed me this. I think he expected me to willingly fork out £45 for this - no chance. What do people do with these things? Trekkies will buy any old shit with branding on it. They’re idiots … 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 8 hours ago, scottsdad said: My son showed me this. I think he expected me to willingly fork out £45 for this - no chance. What do people do with these things? As they're limited editions you keep it in the box in a safe and flog it for twice the price in a few years 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 9 hours ago, scottsdad said: My son showed me this. I think he expected me to willingly fork out £45 for this - no chance. What do people do with these things? You just know that the person that buys this will end up in A&E having those pulled out of their arsehole. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 6 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: You just know that the person that buys this will end up in A&E having those pulled out of their arsehole. Yeah, but will it be @scottsdad, @RH33 or @KnightswoodBear.? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 20, 2023 Share Posted February 20, 2023 1 minute ago, alta-pete said: Yeah, but will it be @scottsdad, @RH33 or @KnightswoodBear.? Other deviants are available. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 6 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Other deviants are available. Oooh, I'm intrigued to find out about Arachnophobia Bear's deviancy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 1 minute ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Oooh, I'm intrigued to find out about Arachnophobia Bear's deviancy. I'll take a wild guess at necrophilia. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 49 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: You just know that the person that buys this will end up in A&E having those pulled out of their arsehole. *Ahem*............................. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/feb/20/its-not-a-darning-tool-its-a-very-naughty-toy-roman-dildo-found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 6 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: *Ahem*............................. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/feb/20/its-not-a-darning-tool-its-a-very-naughty-toy-roman-dildo-found You're loving the fact that @BFTD is on a sabbatical allowing you to be the prime source of weird sex comments. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 7 hours ago, alta-pete said: Yeah, but will it be @scottsdad, @RH33 or @KnightswoodBear.? Some Friday night that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 Off to the dentist today. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 14 minutes ago, Bodie said: Off to the dentist today. Is he old school and uses gas instead of injections? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 4 hours ago, jimbaxters said: You're loving the fact that @BFTD is on a sabbatical allowing you to be the prime source of weird sex comments. You can keep that tone of voice for your wife and kids. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 Been invited to speak at a conference in November in Amsterdam. Just need to figure out how to convince the wife that this is indeed work and not some degraded drink/drugs/red light binge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 3 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Been invited to speak at a conference in November in Amsterdam. Just need to figure out how to convince the wife that this is indeed work and not some degraded drink/drugs/red light binge. Is there a Trekkie conference in Amsterdam in November ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 Just now, Florentine_Pogen said: Is there a Trekkie conference in Amsterdam in November ? I like that you read "degraded drink/drugs/red light binge" and immediately thought of Star Trek 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 3 minutes ago, scottsdad said: I like that you read "degraded drink/drugs/red light binge" and immediately thought of Star Trek https://youtu.be/YPHhaE6aYRk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DA Baracus Posted February 21, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted February 21, 2023 (edited) Was my mum's funeral this morning. I'm absolutely knackered. Didn't get much sleep last night but that was mainly due to the shite pillows my older brother and his wife provided! Well they weren't actually shite, just not ones I like/use. Was worried how the funeral was but was over really quickly. Did a wee reading of something I wrote and was glad I was able to do it. When we were walking behind her coffin going in to the crematorium I had the thought that I was looking at a stark dose of reality. Was all a bit surreal this morning getting in the fancy big car to ride behind the hearse and walking past everyone to the front row when we got to the crematorium. Thought the old curtain close was going to be rough but I was ok. The photo montage to music got a few folk but mostly there were chuckles, as we'd picked some amusing ones to go with the nice ones. Having a wee laugh at some of the silly ones helped. Thankfully the funeral went well (you know what I mean) and was really nice to see loads of family. Insert the usual cliche about funerals and weddings. Glad I decided not to drink today. Plenty of beers and other stuff was had after. No judging those who did, but I can get emotional when drinking if I'm not careful/have heightened emotions. Pleased that it's all done with now (the funeral I mean; we're getting a headstone and burying her ashes in the cemetery in the village she lived in/my dad lives in, but that won't be for a bit yet). A little worried that things might suddenly 'catch up with me' at some point over the next few days/week, but I think I'm going to be ok. Edited February 22, 2023 by DA Baracus 39 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 20 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: *Ahem*............................. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/feb/20/its-not-a-darning-tool-its-a-very-naughty-toy-roman-dildo-found 16cms long but may have shrunk with age, we all know that feeling eh fellas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 21, 2023 Share Posted February 21, 2023 14 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Was my man's funeral this morning. I'm absolutely knackered. Didn't get much sleep last night but that was mainly due to the shite pillows my older brother and his wife provided! Well they weren't actually shite, just not ones I like/use. Was worried how the funeral was but was over really quickly. Did a wee reading of something I wrote and was glad I was able to do it. When we were walking behind her coffin going in to the crematorium I had the thought that I was looking at a stark dose of reality. Was all a bit surreal this morning getting in the fancy big car to ride behind the hearse and walking past everyone to the front row when we got to the crematorium. Thought the old curtain close was going to be rough but I was ok. The photo montage to music got a few folk but mostly there were chuckles, as we'd picked some amusing ones to go with the nice ones. Having a wee laugh at some of the silly ones helped. Thankfully the funeral went well (you know what I mean) and was really nice to see loads of family. Insert the usual cliche about funerals and weddings. Glad I decided not to drink today. Plenty of beers and other stuff was had after. No judging those who did, but I can get emotional when drinking if I'm not careful/have heightened emotions. Pleased that it's all done with now (the funeral I mean; we're getting a headstone and burying her ashes in the cemetery in the village she lived in/my dad lives in, but that won't be for a bit yet). A little worried that things might suddenly 'catch up with me' at some point over the next few days/week, but I think I'm going to be ok. Condolences. Folk leave a wee piece of themselves behind in your mind, if you're lucky. Keep that with you. And aye, everything about funerals is surreal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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