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14 hours ago, tamthebam said:

I think they stopped giving jurors knives and forks after the 12 Angry Men murders ..

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12 in a civil jury, 15 in a criminal jury in Scotland if there's any pedantic cuntos out there. 

 

On P&B? Perish the thought!

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Police 'arrest' swan after car crash

It's about two-feet tall, long slender neck, kinda orange and black bill

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Police recreated scenes from Hot Fuzz by 'arresting' a swan before taking it away in the back of a cop car. The image shows the stricken bird being taken 'prisoner' after it caused chaos while waddling around a busy road.

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Police say it was pulled from a nearby harbour in Plymouth, Devon, by a drunken male before being involved in a collision on Mutley Plain. After its ride in the back of the liveried vehicle to vets, the swan was checked over and is now being nursed back to full health.

In an official statement, Devon and Cornwall Police said: "Police were called at 6.20pm yesterday to Mutley Plain following reports that a swan had been removed from the harbour by a man, who had left the area prior to police arrival. It was reported that the swan had possibly been hit by a vehicle. Members of the public had wrapped a blanket around it and gave it a kitkat. It was taken to the vets by officers and left in their care.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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On 03/02/2023 at 14:53, carpetmonster said:

I think it’s to a fairly low maximum tho; certainly not what a tradesman could earn in a day. And the lunch is shitey pre-packed sandwiches; or it is at Glasgow Sheriff Court anyway. 

It isn't much higher than minimum wage - and has a maximum of 8hrs a day I think. 

In Dundee Clarkies supply the food. 

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On 03/02/2023 at 18:55, welshbairn said:

That reminds me of the experts expert on Give Us A Clue, Lionel Blair. Who can ever forget opposing team captain Una Stubbs sitting open mouthed as he tried to pull off Twelve Angry Men in under two minutes!

I remember Lionel trying to make in the US with a version of GUAC.

Negotiations got as far as flying him over, to see how he would go down on the pilot.

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On 04/02/2023 at 09:46, bennett said:

 

 

Police 'arrest' swan after car crash

It's about two-feet tall, long slender neck, kinda orange and black bill

1_police-recreate-955039-1.jpg

 

Police recreated scenes from Hot Fuzz by 'arresting' a swan before taking it away in the back of a cop car. The image shows the stricken bird being taken 'prisoner' after it caused chaos while waddling around a busy road.

_119702434_hotfuzz_swam_alamy.jpg

Police say it was pulled from a nearby harbour in Plymouth, Devon, by a drunken male before being involved in a collision on Mutley Plain. After its ride in the back of the liveried vehicle to vets, the swan was checked over and is now being nursed back to full health.

In an official statement, Devon and Cornwall Police said: "Police were called at 6.20pm yesterday to Mutley Plain following reports that a swan had been removed from the harbour by a man, who had left the area prior to police arrival. It was reported that the swan had possibly been hit by a vehicle. Members of the public had wrapped a blanket around it and gave it a kitkat. It was taken to the vets by officers and left in their care.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Have a break...give a swan a Kit-Kat.

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