throbber Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 We were feeling festive 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Last year, almost everyone round here had their trees up mid-November. Probably a Covid thing. This year, nobody. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Last year, almost everyone round here had their trees up mid-November. Probably a Covid thing. This year, nobody. Good! Decorations up in November ffs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 2 hours ago, scottsdad said: It's still November, man! It is Advent to be fair 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Just now, Cosmic Joe said: It is Advent to be fair Ah, got you. @throbber is just following the teachings of the Lord. His drawings of the cross leave a lot to be desired. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 I had steak for my dinner last night, I just had beef sausages for my lunch and I'm having beef stew for my dinner tonight. I feel like I'm on one of those Joe Rogan, Jordan Peterson manosphere influencer diets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 4 hours ago, throbber said: Found this when putting up the Christmas decorations yesterday Xmas mankini, throbs.........Mrs. Throbber going to be well and truly served this evening ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said: It is Advent to be fair I hate when they bring religion into Christmas. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 (edited) Just for its sheet randomness, I'm currently liking this thing they have in Spain just now where they have Del Bosque fronting a 'Let's Talk About Pork' campaign at every opportunity during the World Cup. It's the equivalent of Craig Brown popping up during every World Cup break on STV to talk about pigs. Edited November 28, 2022 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 29 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Just for its sheet randomness, I'm currently liking this thing they have in Spain just now where they have Del Bosque fronting a 'Let's Talk About Pork' campaign at every opportunity during the World Cup. It's the equivalent of Craig Brown popping up during every World Cup break on STV to talk about pigs. It could be that Spain's pork industry is trying to engineer a bit of upbeat PR............... https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/oct/13/toilet-of-europe-spains-pig-farms-blamed-for-mass-fish-die-offs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 4 hours ago, ICTChris said: I had steak for my dinner last night, I just had beef sausages for my lunch and I'm having beef stew for my dinner tonight. I feel like I'm on one of those Joe Rogan, Jordan Peterson manosphere influencer diets. The current future Mrs Connolly insists that we do meat free Monday, so it’s good to know someone is stepping it up when I’m unavailable for selection 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 (edited) Settling up at the end of the bar stint (in Seville) there, with a to-and-fro involving some broken English and undoubtedly worse Spanish. Bar owner: Ah, Scotland! Who you support? Celtic or Aberdeen? Edited November 28, 2022 by Hedgecutter 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 I just can't bring myself to use a bidet as I know I'm sonehow going to make an arse of it (pun unintended). Just the concept of somebody saying "help it out with your hand"??! Erm, f*** no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 35 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I just can't bring myself to use a bidet as I know I'm sonehow going to make an arse of it (pun unintended). Just the concept of somebody saying "help it out with your hand"??! Erm, f*** no. . I now have a picture in my head of you like that scene from The Inbetweeners movie on the first night in their hotel room. Let your gut do its thing while on the pan and then transfer to the bidet for a rinse and clean. No wet wiping for our European friends (whoever the deviant advocate of that practice is on here). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 A new trend here in The States of America is 'jugging'. Have any P&Bers ever jugged, been jugged, or considered jugging? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 I just can't bring myself to use a bidet as I know I'm sonehow going to make an arse of it (pun unintended). Just the concept of somebody saying "help it out with your hand"??! Erm, f*** no. [emoji1787]. I now have a picture in my head of you like that scene from The Inbetweeners movie on the first night in their hotel room. [emoji1787][emoji1787] Let your gut do its thing while on the pan and then transfer to the bidet for a rinse and clean. No wet wiping for our European friends (whoever the deviant advocate of that practice is on here). I have never used a bidet so have no idea what the protocol is. But once you've rinsed her arse what do you do? Sit about until your hole is dry or waste loo roll/have it stick to said hole or be totally manky and dry it with a towel? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 3 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: I have never used a bidet so have no idea what the protocol is. But once you've rinsed her arse what do you do? Sit about until your hole is dry or waste loo roll/have it stick to said hole or be totally manky and dry it with a towel? Are we still talking about the same thing? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Are we still talking about the same thing?We can say for sure, he has found true love. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 This popped up on my Facebook feed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Are we still talking about the same thing?We can say for sure, he has found true love. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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