Newbornbairn Posted November 14, 2022 Share Posted November 14, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 14, 2022 Share Posted November 14, 2022 Japanese man, 79, gets SKIPPING ROPE stuck in his bladder after shoving it into his penis @BFTD - your influence reaches far and wide. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted November 14, 2022 Share Posted November 14, 2022 https://bothness.github.io/ons-basemaps/#/zoomstack-outdoor//os-1937//6,-2.90676,55.52899 Map of the history of your street going back to the 1900s. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted November 14, 2022 Share Posted November 14, 2022 2 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: 100% wouldn't give any boozer with "dynamic pricing" any of my business. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 14, 2022 Share Posted November 14, 2022 100% wouldn't give any boozer with "dynamic pricing" any of my business.Surely it's illegal in Scotland? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 14, 2022 Share Posted November 14, 2022 Heard earlier that Lewis Capaldi now has the most streamed song ever. He comes across as a good guy who doesn't take himself too seriously and is obviously talented, but his music is so, so dull. It's astonishingly boring. No idea why it's so popular. Any time I've watched highlights of a festival and seen him (it's quickly turned off or skipped), I think that he's absolutely terrible for a festival, as he has nothing but crushingly slow songs, yet the crowds are huge and all singing along. I don't get it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 14, 2022 Share Posted November 14, 2022 A vast amount of streaming is done by cafes, bars and restaurants where the sort of music you describe (I've never knowingly heard his music) is my what they're after. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 14, 2022 Share Posted November 14, 2022 2 hours ago, Lyle Lanley said: https://bothness.github.io/ons-basemaps/#/zoomstack-outdoor//os-1937//6,-2.90676,55.52899 Map of the history of your street going back to the 1900s. My street's only existed since 2015 ☹ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 14, 2022 Share Posted November 14, 2022 4 hours ago, scottsdad said: Japanese man, 79, gets SKIPPING ROPE stuck in his bladder after shoving it into his penis @BFTD - your influence reaches far and wide. By the age of 79, a man should know not to follow the advice of a mysterious foreigner purely because they have a website entitled "SENSUAL SECRETS OF THE EXOTIC OCHILS". I like how the Daily Heil puts up an article supposedly to warn people about this dangerous sexual practice, then outlines exactly how to do it. 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Heard earlier that Lewis Capaldi now has the most streamed song ever. He comes across as a good guy who doesn't take himself too seriously and is obviously talented, but his music is so, so dull. It's astonishingly boring. No idea why it's so popular. Any time I've watched highlights of a festival and seen him (it's quickly turned off or skipped), I think that he's absolutely terrible for a festival, as he has nothing but crushingly slow songs, yet the crowds are huge and all singing along. I don't get it. Hide contents I envy your youth. I remember when I first realised that I was an out-of-touch duffer. It can't be long now before I start ranting about how <band my parents thought were shit compared to Glenn Miller/The Rolling Stones> pisses all over the noise that Generation Z likes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 15, 2022 Share Posted November 15, 2022 https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/nov/15/mascot-paris-olympic-games-2024-likened-to-clitoris-in-trainers-phryges "France’s mascots for the 2024 Olympic Games have been likened to a giant “clitoris in trainers”, with the French newspaper Libération hailing it as a revolutionary departure from the traditional phallic symbol of the Eiffel Tower." I think the French have missed a trick here by not commissioning our very own 'Monsieur Throbbeurrr' for a multicoloured design..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 15, 2022 Share Posted November 15, 2022 (edited) 36 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/nov/15/mascot-paris-olympic-games-2024-likened-to-clitoris-in-trainers-phryges "France’s mascots for the 2024 Olympic Games have been likened to a giant “clitoris in trainers”, with the French newspaper Libération hailing it as a revolutionary departure from the traditional phallic symbol of the Eiffel Tower." I think the French have missed a trick here by not commissioning our very own 'Monsieur Throbbeurrr' for a multicoloured design..... The 2012 Olympic logo (not the mascots) was described as Lisa Simpson giving someone a blow-job. Edited November 15, 2022 by GordonD 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 15, 2022 Share Posted November 15, 2022 Gary Nevilles sporteashing countdown to Qatar show on Sky is absolutely horrific. What an absolutely horrible sell out w****r 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted November 15, 2022 Share Posted November 15, 2022 The 2012 Olympic logo (not the mascots) was described as Lisa Simpson giving someone a blow-job. Looks like she is doing it to her brother. Denmark looks like a fat batman and someone about to do the same to them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 15, 2022 Share Posted November 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Gary Nevilles sporteashing countdown to Qatar show on Sky is absolutely horrific. What an absolutely horrible sell out w****r Ian Hislop slaughtered his raging hypocrisy on HIGNFY last week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 On 13/11/2022 at 13:40, Boghead ranter said: I've been a dog walker for 3.5 years now, and I've never found any dead bodies. Yet. Found a dead rodent this morning, guess I'll start small and build up. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 4 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Found a dead rodent this morning RIP Maurice Malpas. Thoughts with his family etc. etc. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Duszek Posted November 16, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 16, 2022 Finally, two years and eight months after applying for citizenship, I can finally say: “f**k you, Brexit. EU, baby. E fucking U.” 22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 34 minutes ago, Duszek said: Finally, two years and eight months after applying for citizenship, I can finally say: “f**k you, Brexit. EU, baby. E fucking U.” You'll be refuelling Nazi U boats in no time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 11 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Found a dead rodent this morning, guess I'll start small and build up. Looks a bit like a shrew. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted November 16, 2022 Share Posted November 16, 2022 3 hours ago, Duszek said: Finally, two years and eight months after applying for citizenship, I can finally say: “f**k you, Brexit. EU, baby. E fucking U.” Most of the celtic fans on here will be green with envy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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