tamthebam Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 I wouldn't want to be her downstairs neighbour "Haw Cundy, can ye turn yer fanny doon? I'm on the night shift" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 On 07/10/2022 at 18:49, GordonD said: Thanks for all the good wishes, guys. I went into hospital last Wednesday and had the tumour removed from my leg the same morning. Got home today, never any pain but heavily bandaged right leg and left thigh where they took the skin graft. I have to go back on Tuesday to get the bandage changed and the wound inspected. Meanwhile my leg looks as if a shark has taken a bite out of it but the surgeon was really pleased at how it's healing. Don't look at the photo if you're having your tea (particularly if it's a pizza) Hide contents You're a guid c**t, Gordon. Give that shark a good kicking from all of us if you ever see it again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 Worst result in their 10 year history. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 18 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Worst result in their 10 year history. Allan McGregor looks like he's aged about a decade tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 Just now, BFTD said: Allan McGregor looks like he's aged about a decade tonight. I think he's just smelled his maw. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 17 minutes ago, BFTD said: Allan McGregor looks like he's aged about a decade tonight. John Cale Allan McGregor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Feel a bit sorry for the children in the Cundy family. Useless talksport wankstain for a da and a maw parading her squeaky fanny in national magazine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Nick Clegg took bribes from OnlyFans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 37 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Nick Clegg took bribes from OnlyFans. Not the first time he's been bribed by a bunch of fannies. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 https://www.theguardian.com/education/2022/oct/13/migrant-students-in-scotland-win-equal-right-to-free-tuition-in-landmark-case "Students from migrant families in Scotland will have the same right to free university tuition as their peers, after a landmark court judgment which legal experts say highlights the positive impact of human rights legislation. The court of session in Edinburgh found that Iraq-born Ola Jasim, who has lived in Scotland for nine years but missed out on the criteria for free tuition fees by 58 days, had her human rights breached. The refugee rights group Maryhill Integration Network, which has been campaigning on the issue of access to university education, said it expected the “life-changing” ruling to impact on hundreds of other migrant young people and “open a lot of doors”." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Excellent news. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 23 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Manchester must have more pubs per population than anywhere else. *books train to Manchester.* 22 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Except perhaps Inverkeithing *books bus to Inverkeithing * 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 11 hours ago, The Moonster said: Feel a bit sorry for the children in the Cundy family. Useless talksport wankstain for a da and a maw parading her squeaky fanny in national magazine. Think it's safe to say that the phrases "bucket fanny" and "like opening the window and shagging the night" featured in the divorce discussions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 4 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: *books train to Manchester.* *books bus to Inverkeithing * 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 1 hour ago, BFTD said: Think it's safe to say that the phrases "bucket fanny" and "like opening the window and shagging the night" featured in the divorce discussions. My favourite description is still "like shagging a wizards sleeve". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 32 minutes ago, The Moonster said: My favourite description is still "like shagging a wizards sleeve". Chucking a sausage up a close 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Just now, Mark Connolly said: Chucking a sausage up a close Open the window and shag the night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Can we get Marshmallo back? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Can we get Marshmallo back? Has he gone somewhere? I wondered why my forum experience had greatly improved recently 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Can we get Marshmallo back? Testing.. @Marshmallo . Nope, he's still around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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