Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 2 hours ago, Zetterlund said: I made an 11's comeback at 35 after not playing since the under 18s. My lasting memory from my first match is feigning injury in order to be subbed after making a lung-bursting run down the wing from defending a corner. I was seriously considering feigning injury about the 60 minute mark until I made a lung bursting 5m run into the box to be scythed down for a penalty. Tucking away the subsequent spot kick gave me a boost to stand about for the remaining half hour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 The Dundee Dingos beat the Perth PumasSo American football then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 17 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: So American football then? Plenty of punts anyway. Well at least I think that’s what they were shouting at me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 The "King of" threads are getting tiresome now. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 Learned today that John Cena is in the record books for fulfilling, by quite a considerable distance, requests from the make-a-wish foundation. Good guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: The "King of" threads are getting tiresome now. I haven't read any of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 3 hours ago, scottsdad said: The "King of" threads are getting tiresome now. Probably needs consolidated into a King of King of Threads Thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: I haven't read any of them. I’ll sleep tonight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 Currently on my third beer shite of the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 25, 2022 Share Posted September 25, 2022 6 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Probably needs consolidated into a King of King of Threads Thread. Maybe jist the wan king thread.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 9 hours ago, tamthebam said: Maybe jist the wan king thread.... I thought Wan King was a Chinese table-tennis player until I discovered Smirnoff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 7 hours ago, throbber said: I must turn the heating down in the stables....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 I was supposed to be in Orkney last week but the Queen died and her funeral knocked my weeks jaunt off. I was meant to be boarding to go to Orkney right now but the wind and rain knocked the ferry off for the night and now I'm in the house eating tuna biryani. Re-booked for next Monday. Third time lucky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Never been to Orkney, heard it's braw there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Never been to Orkney, heard it's braw there. It is, I worked on Flotta a few times. Not much work for Lumberjacks on the Northern Isles though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted September 26, 2022 Share Posted September 26, 2022 Mums disgusted as company launches 'p***y-flavoured crisps' for 'brave' individuals Bemused Mumsnet users thought the vagina crisps smelled like a bad idea, with one saying: 'What a vile idea. I'd like to think that it's a joke, but I fear it's not 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 8 hours ago, bennett said: Mums disgusted as company launches 'p***y-flavoured crisps' for 'brave' individuals Bemused Mumsnet users thought the vagina crisps smelled like a bad idea, with one saying: 'What a vile idea. I'd like to think that it's a joke, but I fear it's not Probably be just like scampi fries. IMO. Thank you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 All dogs like a crisp. Labradors like all crisps. My Labrador won’t eat Skips. Make of that what you will.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 27, 2022 Share Posted September 27, 2022 13 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: tuna biryani I'm going to require more information. Homemade? Euph? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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