Miguel Sanchez Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 I walked past a Superdry shop today that had good music playing inside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Is the victim described as a “speccy c**t?” Everybody in The Courier is a speccy c**t. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 53 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: I saw them at the pool today while I was casually sipping my Mojito. Thankfully we exchanged nods and they went on their way Wife: "Here he comes. If we are on for tonight, he will politely nod." Husband : "Game on, dear. He nodded." Wife: "Not only that but he gave the secret sign of the swingers. Sipping a mojito. I had no idea he was into that" Husband: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: I was out drinking last night and ended up with a Romanian couple, perfectly nice bit there was an odd undercurrent to the conversation and all I could think of was this And for the record, no. For once Never knew @RH33 was Romanian. Or on holiday. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: U OK @Cosmic Joe? My sons are 11 and 14. Just sayin'. On a completely unrelated subject, where is the nearest Young Offenders Institute for Dundee kids? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 Hamilton Academical translates to “Scat Man” in Romanian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 6 minutes ago, johnnydun said: My sons are 11 and 14. Just sayin'. On a completely unrelated subject, where is the nearest Young Offenders Institute for Dundee kids? Well I’m putting mine to St Johns. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Well I’m putting mine to St Johns. Big team found etc...etc... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 1 minute ago, johnnydun said: Big team found etc...etc... HH 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 (edited) 13 minutes ago, johnnydun said: On a completely unrelated subject, where is the nearest Young Offenders Institute for Dundee kids? I think there is only Polmont for boys and girls then Cornton Vale for girls too. Was Noranside etc not all done away with? Edited August 9, 2022 by Mr. Alli 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: U OK @Cosmic Joe? I'm substantially older than 36 but this wee runt looked about 11. Hopefully he'll mature. Not physically obvs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Hamilton Academical translates to “Scat Man” in Romanian. He's got to learn how to see in his fantasy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Hamilton Academical translates to “Scat Man” in Romanian. Close. Hamil ton = Scat man Academical = Bebopbaboddabope 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Academical = Bebopbaboddabope Pretty sure I saw her at TRNSMT 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 As an aside, I've bumped into the sex people again. They're giving off a Hostel vibe and think they may be after my kidneys. Little do they know I'm from South Lanarkshire and my organs are worth next to nothing 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 12 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: As an aside, I've bumped into the sex people again. They're giving off a Hostel vibe and think they may be after my kidneys. Little do they know I'm from South Lanarkshire and my organs are worth next to nothing Pump the wife, punt them a kidney and get out of dodge - holiday paid for and a great story to tell the grandkids in years to come. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 15 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: As an aside, I've bumped into the sex people again. They're giving off a Hostel vibe and think they may be after my kidneys. Little do they know I'm from South Lanarkshire and my organs are worth next to nothing If you’re donating your organs anyway you should at least get a ride out of it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 4 hours ago, johnnydun said: My sons are 11 and 14. Just sayin'. On a completely unrelated subject, where is the nearest Young Offenders Institute for Dundee kids? Just for info: An 11 year old would be referred to the Children's Panel. The 14 year old would be remanded in a secure unit. There's a place called Rossie Farm near Montrose. I don't think they're made to howk tatties or pick berries. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 10 hours ago, tamthebam said: Just for info: An 11 year old would be referred to the Children's Panel. The 14 year old would be remanded in a secure unit. There's a place called Rossie Farm near Montrose. I don't think they're made to howk tatties or pick berries. And you know this how? Enquiring minds would rather not know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 16 hours ago, johnnydun said: My sons are 11 and 14. 15 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: ... but this wee runt looked about 11. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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