ICTJohnboy Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 If you ever get stuck on a motorway down south.... https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/m6-traffic-bands-dancing-football-24628645?utm_source=lancs_live_newsletter&utm_campaign=daily_newsletter2&utm_medium=email 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 1 hour ago, ICTJohnboy said: If you ever get stuck on a motorway down south.... https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/m6-traffic-bands-dancing-football-24628645?utm_source=lancs_live_newsletter&utm_campaign=daily_newsletter2&utm_medium=email Not new, I was stuck in a jam from Birmingham to the South West, easter '95. We had football, karaoke and even a few set the BBQ up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 31, 2022 Share Posted July 31, 2022 Insert your own Fife/Dunfermline joke of choice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 31, 2022 Share Posted July 31, 2022 12 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Insert your own Fife/Dunfermline joke of choice. Were the rails removed before or after it closed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 31, 2022 Share Posted July 31, 2022 Look at this character from children cartoon show “Chip and potato”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 31, 2022 Share Posted July 31, 2022 I can’t remember which thread it was posted on but one of the “Karen’s Diner” places where the staff are expected to be rude to customers took it a bit too far https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/karens-diner-calls-dad-paedo-27607640?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=star_main&fbclid=IwAR3JXyytKiv2WsIbmgDm_IEegKPqpqbN2OBqQALkcmwdj-M-uTyDhvksWyo Quote Speaking to the Courier Mail, he explained: “My daughter was doing a Facebook Live and this young guy came up and said, ‘Are you on OnlyFans you tart? – Here's some content for you’ and he pretended to w*** himself off and jizz on the table. “My daughter sat on my lap because she was concerned and he said, "What are you a pedo? Are you all having sex with each other?"' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 18 hours ago, ICTChris said: I can’t remember which thread it was posted on but one of the “Karen’s Diner” places where the staff are expected to be rude to customers took it a bit too far https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/karens-diner-calls-dad-paedo-27607640?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=star_main&fbclid=IwAR3JXyytKiv2WsIbmgDm_IEegKPqpqbN2OBqQALkcmwdj-M-uTyDhvksWyo James May's new show also has him visiting a rude restaurant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 Gear box went on my 18 month old lawnmower this morning, had to fork out £1000 on a new machine. #uck 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Oystercatcher said: Gear box went on my 18 month old lawnmower this morning, had to fork out £1000 on a new machine. #uck But you'll get it fixed and use it as backup, shoorely ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 28 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: But you'll get it fixed and use it as backup, shoorely ? Binned mate, they normally only last me 2 seasons. So much had already went wrong with the mower this year I'd had enough. Changed brand, bought a weibang, previously using masport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 4 minutes ago, Oystercatcher said: Binned mate, they normally only last me 2 seasons. So much had already went wrong with the mower this year I'd had enough. Changed brand, bought a weibang, previously using masport. Ah, I was thinking you had one of these ride-on John Deere 4ft deck jobs................... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 I spent an hour yesterday unsubscribing from shite marketing emails - usually from companies I'd bought something from but have no plans to do so again or from news outlets I'd signed up for just to read one article. It feels as if my inbox has had a detox - though I will miss, "Carnoustie mum ripped out neighbour’s hair extensions over Facebook dispute". Sorry, Courier. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 Nipped into the shop for rolls, and bumped Into @throbber . Sound lad. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 (edited) Turns out I'm capable of fluent mirror writing. Furthermore, whatever I write with my right hand (going from left to right on the page), my left hand can simultaneously write in reverse (going from right to left, albeit with terrible handwriting on the left because I'm not ambidextrous). For example, if writing Pie and Bovr(il) on a bit of paper, both my right and left hand would be finishing the 'r' at the same time, and it would look like a bit like this: Are there other P&B freaks like this? After somebody recently telling me that my mum and I are the only people she knows who can do it without the need to think about it (whilst expecting that there will be others out there somewhere), I'm trying to judge how common or rare this is. A brief online search would suggest the latter. Edited August 1, 2022 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 26 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: I spent an hour yesterday unsubscribing from shite marketing emails - usually from companies I'd bought something from but have no plans to do so again or from news outlets I'd signed up for just to read one article. It feels as if my inbox has had a detox - though I will miss, "Carnoustie mum ripped out neighbour’s hair extensions over Facebook dispute". Sorry, Courier. Nearly makes me want to sign up... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 20 minutes ago, philpy said: Nipped into the shop for rolls, and bumped Into @throbber . Sound lad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 3 minutes ago, throbber said: I'd expect a cure for cancer imminently then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I'd expect a cure for cancer imminently then. Two of the finest minds in East Lothian 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 Just now, throbber said: Two of the finest minds in East Lothian I don't doubt that for a minute. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 1, 2022 Share Posted August 1, 2022 (edited) 5 minutes ago, throbber said: Two of the finest minds in East Lothian Absolutely. Wallyford is internationally known for it's high % of Nobel Prize and Fields Medal winners. Edited August 1, 2022 by Florentine_Pogen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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