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4 hours ago, ICTChris said:

A significant number of pet owners are barking (ha) mad.  Why not just go the whole hog (ha) and take a rabbit for a walk? 

I saw a guy walking a mini pig in Brooklyn a few years ago, not quite the whole hog.

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6 hours ago, Mr. Alli said:

Last day of being an unemployed hobo so decided to celebrate with a steak and egg roll from Butties and a few pints. I met Stobbie Alfie in Butties.

Day ruined. Away back home.

Any relation to Alfie from Lochee? 

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Here are the heights of Prime Ministers since WW2

Boris Johnson - 5’ 9”

Theresa May - 5’ 8”

David Cameron - 6’ 1”

Gordon Brown - 5’ 11”

Tony Blair - 6’

John Major - 6’

Margaret Thatcher - 5’ 5”

James Callaghan - 6’ 1”

Harold Wilson - 5’ 8”

Edward Heath - 6’

Alec Douglas Home - 6’ 1”

Harold MacMillan - 6’

Anthony Eden - 6’

Winston Churchill - 5’ 6”

Clement Atlee - 5’ 9”

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Bit of a miserable bunch of lightweight inadequates, considering most of them will have ordered other men out to die in foreign lands.

I reckon @Shandön Par could take any of them with one hand, assuming he didn't break his fist on their faces.

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26 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

Here are the heights of Prime Ministers since WW2

Boris Johnson - 5’ 9”

Theresa May - 5’ 8”

David Cameron - 6’ 1”

Gordon Brown - 5’ 11”

Tony Blair - 6’

John Major - 6’

Margaret Thatcher - 5’ 5”

James Callaghan - 6’ 1”

Harold Wilson - 5’ 8”

Edward Heath - 6’

Alec Douglas Home - 6’ 1”

Harold MacMillan - 6’

Anthony Eden - 6’

Winston Churchill - 5’ 6”

Clement Atlee - 5’ 9”

Thatcher and Churchill endorsing the wee person with a chip on their shoulder stereotype. 

Hitler was no basketball player in the making either was he? 

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