Shandon Par Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 17 hours ago, ICTChris said: I’m on holiday in the UK, in a seaside resort. It’s lovely, having a great time but for the first time the other day I really felt like a member of the liberal metropolitan elite. We were driving through a town near where we are and thought we’d just pop on somewhere for some food. The town is somewhere that dreary news pieces now refer to as the Red Wall. Literally every food place in the town was a chippy, kebab or pizza place. There literally was nowhere to get even a pish standard sit down meal. We eventually drove a couple of towns over and went to one of those places you get next to a Premier Inn. Hoping to get a column in the Guardian or Times off the back off this experience. Conversely, we’ve been in Dunkeld for a couple of days. I got some very nice marmalade. Mrs managed to get 10% off one of those nice diffuser/oil/scent things. The bigger 100ml bottle was far better value. The question is though, after the discount, was it A: £23 B: £128 C:$1,000,000 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 This is a “mods, please”.. @101 has, each preseason, organised a shirt sponsorship of one of Dunfermline’s many jobbers. Instead of going on a cruise, or using it to renovate his second home he actually diligently raises the money and actually sorts out the sponsorship. With such diligence and good-deed-doing he is really letting the side down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Mr. Alli said: B. Well done Mr Alli. We might not be able to afford to eat or heat the house but it will at least smell nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 7 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: Well done Mr Alli. We might not be able to afford to eat or heat the house but it will at least smell nice. I'm not a fan of Dunkeld. Drove through one day at work and stopped for lunch. Lovely pub with a view, I'm not that hungry - just a bowl of chips for me. Something not dissimilar to this appeared : and cost £4.50. Lovely place, in no hurry to visit again. I used to get annoyed whenever I had to drive through it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Shandön Par said: This is a “mods, please”.. @101 has, each preseason, organised a shirt sponsorship of one of Dunfermline’s many jobbers. Instead of going on a cruise, or using it to renovate his second home he actually diligently raises the money and actually sorts out the sponsorship. With such diligence and good-deed-doing he is really letting the side down. You've not seen how much I get paid for your PayPal details 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 3 hours ago, scw1987 said: Not current enough. And now she's in a cell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 I see Rangers and Celtic fans are paggering seven bells of shite out one another at the Boogie Bar after a load of Celtic fans started singing about Andy Goram, Davie Cooper and Walter Smith all being dead. What a bunch of fucking weirdos, the lot of them. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: I see Rangers and Celtic fans are paggering seven bells of shite out one another at the Boogie Bar after a load of Celtic fans started singing about Andy Goram, Davie Cooper and Walter Smith all being dead. What a bunch of fucking weirdos, the lot of them. I was greeting when I found out Bobby Sands was still deid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 9 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: I'm not a fan of Dunkeld. Drove through one day at work and stopped for lunch. Lovely pub with a view, I'm not that hungry - just a bowl of chips for me. Something not dissimilar to this appeared : and cost £4.50. Lovely place, in no hurry to visit again. I used to get annoyed whenever I had to drive through it Edinburgh City (RIP) played Bankfoot Athletic (RIP) in a pre-season friendly in Dunkeld years ago. You could feel the waves of disapproval that a bunch of sweary East of Scotland League footballers had invaded their lovely town 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 11 hours ago, tamthebam said: Edinburgh City (RIP) played Bankfoot Athletic (RIP) in a pre-season friendly in Dunkeld years ago. You could feel the waves of disapproval that a bunch of sweary East of Scotland League footballers had invaded their lovely town “Maybe if we change our name often enough we’ll be able to stop tamthebam following us about?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 48 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: “Maybe if we change our name often enough we’ll be able to stop tamthebam following us about?” Careful now, I might start watching the Pars .. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 25 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Careful now, I might start watching the Pars .. You mean DAFCFussballGmbH to give us our official title these days? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 10 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: You mean DAFCFussballGmbH to give us our official title these days? You'd better start doing those half and half "freundschaft" scarves you get in German football then "Dunfermline/Falkirk" perhaps .. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 14 minutes ago, tamthebam said: You'd better start doing those half and half "freundschaft" scarves you get in German football then "Dunfermline/Falkirk" perhaps .. Friend of the Shaft? *KennethGIF* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 5 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Friend of the Shaft? *KennethGIF* Some say he's a mean Mutha, but no one understands him like his woman Can you dig it? Damn right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 21 minutes ago, tamthebam said: You'd better start doing those half and half "freundschaft" scarves you get in German football then "Dunfermline/Falkirk" perhaps .. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 38 minutes ago, tamthebam said: You'd better start doing those half and half "freundschaft" scarves you get in German football then "Dunfermline/Falkirk" perhaps .. Shite/Shiter perhaps... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 9, 2022 Share Posted July 9, 2022 24 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Friend of the Shaft? *KennethGIF* Here - 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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