tamthebam Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 19 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: I'm from Capital City, not Galashiels, you ignoramus.....(You don't work in Howdens at South Fort and have a straggly wee beard a la Shaggy from Scooby Doo, do you ?) Gordon's much more handsome than that Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 3 hours ago, Shandön Par said: Similarly, I didn’t know we needed a stone worktop in the bathroom until recently.. (there must have been some wet paint btw, don’t usually put plants etc on the toilet seat) Your toilet roll is the wrong way round. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 11 minutes ago, 101 said: Your toilet roll is the wrong way round. There was a thread on here years ago. It was conclusively established that having it the other way round is the preserve of the very highest order of wrong ‘un. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 13 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: There was a thread on here years ago. It was conclusively established that having it the other way round is the preserve of the very highest order of wrong ‘un. What?! The next sheet should not be against the wall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 4 hours ago, Shandön Par said: Similarly, I didn’t know we needed a stone worktop in the bathroom until recently.. (there must have been some wet paint btw, don’t usually put plants etc on the toilet seat) That bog looks a bit flimsy. One decent tha-dunk and it would snap in two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 Similarly, I didn’t know we needed a stone worktop in the bathroom until recently.. (there must have been some wet paint btw, don’t usually put plants etc on the toilet seat) Green bathroom, big team most definitely found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Shandön Par said: There was a thread on here years ago. It was conclusively established that having it the other way round is the preserve of the very highest order of wrong ‘un. Think you've got it the wrong way round. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, Left Back said: Think you've got it the wrong way round. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Empty It said: 5 hours ago, Shandön Par said: Similarly, I didn’t know we needed a stone worktop in the bathroom until recently.. (there must have been some wet paint btw, don’t usually put plants etc on the toilet seat) Green bathroom, big team most definitely found. That’s called Churlish Green. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 Just now, Shandön Par said: That’s called Churlish Green. That's going to clash with the fireside tartan your legs will get from the towel rail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: That's going to clash with the fireside tartan your legs will get from the towel rail. No, I get burned toes instead as this is mine. It would be quite easy for someone to stretch out their legs, wiggle their toes between the bars for a heat only for them to get stuck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 ShandonTwoBogs................................................posh git. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Florentine_Pogen said: ShandonTwoBogs................................................posh git. I had a mate at school who lived in a big house with 4 bogs (one of them was outdoor but it still worked) This seemed paradise to me living in a 6 person house with only one cludgie. Our family motto was "aww, who's in the bog?!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 Is now a bad time to admit my current abode has a 3 bog strategy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 16 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Our family motto was "Tam, is that you wanking again?!" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mathematics Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 I was at a wedding yesterday and am still suffering the worst hangover since pre-Covid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hk blues Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 11 hours ago, Moomintroll said: Is now a bad time to admit my current abode has a 3 bog strategy? I have 3 bogs and I live in a shithole country apparently! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 17 hours ago, Moomintroll said: Is now a bad time to admit my current abode has a 3 bog strategy? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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