carpetmonster Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 1 hour ago, alta-pete said: ^^^ is right. Don’t just neck the stuff though. Or mix it with anything. Take it neat, sloosh it round and round the affected tooth for as long as you can manage before you finally need to swallow. And repeat. Antiseptic of the alcohol kills the bugs in you mouth, mildly anaesthetic to numb the pain into the bargain and rip roaring pished inside an hour. You’ll be fine. I’ve got a wisdom tooth that tries to kill me for a couple of days every 5 years or so and I skoosh some chloraseptic into cheap whisky for that bit of anaesthetic. It’s not bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 I'm actually no happy the football is back next weekend, I've had a class summer and I'm no ready for normality to return 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: Whisky for teeth definitely. But you can also apparently make an emergency filling from candle wax ^^^^likes a Yankee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 Get some clove oil. Will help a bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 16 hours ago, Wile E Coyote said: Nothing worse than your fix getting blown away Sorry, what I meant was the Heroin caused me to fart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 Now I have a hangover and toothache, also to add to an already shite day I've accidentally turned up to my appointment 20 minutes early, f**k mondays. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 27 minutes ago, Empty It said: Now I have a hangover and toothache, also to add to an already shite day I've accidentally turned up to my appointment 20 minutes early, f**k mondays. Wait until they do a wallet biopsy on you to pay for the tooth repair. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 Trying to get stuff organised for refurbing bathroom. Spoke with someone at Howdens in Leith last Thursday re. some fairly expensive worktops........"Oh aye, we can come out and measure up, do the templating and the instal...." Great, thinks I, so today I traipse all the way across town (a major undertaking in Edinburgh atm) to see the material in the flesh and get chatting to a guy in the showroom. "We only template and instal when we're doing the whole job. You'll have to get your joiner to do it on-site...." I really had to bite my lip.......................... So Howdens lost out on circa. 2.5k and I still need to find some decent worktops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 9 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Trying to get stuff organised for refurbing bathroom. ^^^^ Fitting a new handle on the bucket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 1 minute ago, GordonD said: ^^^^ Fitting a new handle on the bucket. I'm from Capital City, not Galashiels, you ignoramus.....(You don't work in Howdens at South Fort and have a straggly wee beard a la Shaggy from Scooby Doo, do you ?) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Trying to get stuff organised for refurbing bathroom. Spoke with someone at Howdens in Leith last Thursday re. some fairly expensive worktops.. Worktops for the bathroom, what are you planning on doing in there? Edited July 4, 2022 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Worktops for the bathroom, what are you planning on doing in there, prepping dinner? Oh come on, she needs somewhere to line up the candles whilst she's luxuriating in an emulsion of unicorn milk and manuka honey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 5 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Worktops for the bathroom, what are you planning on doing in there? Is the phrase "are you prepping dinner ?" banned now ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 (edited) 15 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Oh come on, she needs somewhere to line up Edited July 5, 2022 by HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 15 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Oh come on, she needs somewhere to line up the candles whilst she's luxuriating in an emulsion of unicorn milk and manuka honey. Similarly, I didn’t know we needed a stone worktop in the bathroom until recently.. (there must have been some wet paint btw, don’t usually put plants etc on the toilet seat) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 15 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Oh come on, she needs somewhere to line up the candles whilst she's luxuriating in an emulsion of unicorn milk and manuka honey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Shandön Par said: Similarly, I didn’t know we needed a stone worktop in the bathroom until recently.. (there must have been some wet paint btw, don’t usually put plants etc on the toilet seat) You'll burn your leg on the towel rail. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 17 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: You'll burn your leg on the towel rail. I wondered about the proximity of rad and shunky. Sitting with your knees together whilst trying to curl one out must be a bit weird............ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Florentine_Pogen said: rad and shunky Surprisingly, this was on the shortlist of names before they opted for Belle & Sebastian. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 5, 2022 Share Posted July 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: You'll burn your leg on the towel rail. Could be disastrous if you were in a hurry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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