Bairnardo Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 39 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Magpies are hard as f**k fucking noisy twats aswell. My cat noises them up by his mere presence and the won't shut up about it. They would batter him though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 37 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: I reckon I could batter Mick Robertson. No idea who Mick Robertson is! Just now, Bairnardo said: fucking noisy twats aswell. My cat noises them up by his mere presence and the won't shut up about it. They would batter him though They're mental b*****ds. They also fire around in packs/gangs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: No idea who Mick Robertson is! Not a boomer then? Magpie was ITV's version of Blue Peter. Pete Brady, Tony Bastable and Susan Stranks were the first presenters. Wee Dougie Rae replaced Brady, and the afore mentioned Robertson (with his Brian May-a-like curly perm) replaced the much older Bastable as the show tried to appeal to a younger audience. Bond Girl Jenny Hanley replaced Stranks and some years later blonde-permed Tommy Boyd replaced Rae. I always liked the contrast in their Xmas appeals Blue Peter...send us used stamps Magpie...just send us the fucking money. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 2 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Not a boomer then? Magpie was ITV's version of Blue Peter. Pete Brady, Tony Bastable and Susan Stranks were the first presenters. Wee Dougie Rae replaced Brady, and the afore mentioned Robertson (with his Brian May-a-like curly perm) replaced the much older Bastable as the show tried to appeal to a younger audience. Bond Girl Jenny Hanley replaced Stranks and some years later blonde-permed Tommy Boyd replaced Rae. I always liked the contrast in their Xmas appeals Blue Peter...send us used stamps Magpie...just send us the fucking money. Alas my man, I have no idea what 'Magpie' is/was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: Alas my man, I have no idea what 'Magpie' is/was. So you haven't heard of Blue Peter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 5 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Not a boomer then? Magpie was ITV's version of Blue Peter. Pete Brady, Tony Bastable and Susan Stranks were the first presenters. Wee Dougie Rae replaced Brady, and the afore mentioned Robertson (with his Brian May-a-like curly perm) replaced the much older Bastable as the show tried to appeal to a younger audience. Bond Girl Jenny Hanley replaced Stranks and some years later blonde-permed Tommy Boyd replaced Rae. I always liked the contrast in their Xmas appeals Blue Peter...send us used stamps Magpie...just send us the fucking money. The Spencer Davis Group (Stevie Winwood) did the theme tune under an alias. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 Aye, they sanitised it a bit for childrens TV. "Eight for heaven Nine for Hell 10 is for the Devil himself". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 15 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: So you haven't heard of Blue Peter? Of course I have! Saw it loads as a kid. Didn't like it after a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: Of course I have! Saw it loads as a kid. Didn't like it after a while. Well then, Magpie was ITV's version of BP. It did finish in the early 80s which might explain your unfamiliarity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Of course I have! Saw it loads as a kid. Didn't like it after a while. Top notch live entertainment in the day, who didn't find it funny watching a baby elephant drag it's keeper through it's own pish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Top notch live entertainment in the day, who didn't find it funny watching a baby elephant drag it's keeper through it's own pish. "Ooooh, gerroff me foot". Edited July 1, 2022 by Arch Stanton 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Top notch live entertainment in the day, who didn't find it funny watching a baby elephant drag it's keeper through it's own pish. Showing your age there. I remember when Anthea Turner was making Tracey Island using left over bog roll tubes. Halcyon days. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 6 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Well then, Magpie was ITV's version of BP. It did finish in the early 80s which might explain your unfamiliarity. I wasn't born until (very) late 84. 6 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Top notch live entertainment in the day, who didn't find it funny watching a baby elephant drag it's keeper through it's own pish. Before my time I think! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: I wasn't born until (very) late 84. Before my time I think! See above. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 The BBC received a bill for the removal of what the lease company called Judd's Jodhpur Juice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 "The greatest advantage of this beast..." Is that it can pleasure you and you're not breaking any laws. Unlike a real horse. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/scottish-news/6963265/horse-sex-bestiality-aberdeenshire-joshua-lee-paterson-jordan-turnbull/ I think they were just new to the area and sought some information on dating from a local and it got lost in translation. "Just go and fuck some quines." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Arch Stanton said: Well then, Magpie was ITV's version of BP. It did finish in the early 80s which might explain your unfamiliarity. Susan Stranks and then Jenny Hanley who cared about a BP badge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 3 hours ago, Eednud said: Susan Stranks and then Jenny Hanley who cared about a BP badge. Unlike Stranks. Who didn't give a fiddler's fart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 2 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: Unlike Stranks. Who didn't give a fiddler's fart. I reckon Les Ferdinand was also pissed off about not getting a badge - https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/les-ferdinand-dennis-wise-trash-13424948 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 Just realised that once in a lifetime by Texas is a rip off of the song “creep” by TLC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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