Derry Alli Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 Went to a new barbers today and they have a puppy in there. Was having a laugh with the lassie whose dog it is and just took a chance and asked her out. Going for a drink at 2. If anybody asks, I'm still a working man. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 17 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Went to a new barbers today and they have a puppy in there. Was having a laugh with the lassie whose dog it is and just took a chance and asked her out. Going for a drink at 2. If anybody asks, I'm still a working man. Good lad, remember to put your dads best suit on. Seriously, good luck bro. Report back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 @Mr. Alli for you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GordonD Posted June 30, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted June 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: Went to a new barbers today and they have a puppy in there. Was having a laugh with the lassie whose dog it is and just took a chance and asked her out. Going for a drink at 2. If anybody asks, I'm still a working man. Was it a guide dog? 41 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: Went to a new barbers today and they have a puppy in there. Was having a laugh with the lassie whose dog it is and just took a chance and asked her out. Going for a drink at 2. If anybody asks, I'm still a working man. If if doesn't work out you can always shag the barber's floor... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Mr. Alli said: Went to a new barbers today and they have a puppy in there. Was having a laugh with the lassie whose dog it is and just took a chance and asked her out. Going for a drink at 2. If anybody asks, I'm still a working man. Sitting down with her and you get your camera out, "Don't mind me" you will say, "I just have to take this or GTF from my football forum." 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 16 minutes ago, GordonD said: Was it a guide dog? Guide dogs also (as all dogs have) a sense of a good person around their owners. 5 minutes ago, tamthebam said: If if doesn't work out you can always shag the barber's floor... He's past that stage, he fucks the hairy bags out the back door. (Haven't we all) 2 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Sitting down with her and you get your camera out, "Don't mind me" you will say, "I just have to take this or GTF from my football forum." Correct 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 1 hour ago, johnnydun said: Sitting down with her and you get your camera out, "Don't mind me" you will say, "I just have to take this or GTF from my football forum." "They said I had to get you pumped" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 @Mr. Alli first drink now presumably over. Wid/wid not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 23 minutes ago, alta-pete said: @Mr. Alli first drink now presumably spilled all over your date ? FTFY. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 3 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Went to a new barbers today and they have a puppy in there. Was having a laugh with the lassie whose dog it is and just took a chance and asked her out. Going for a drink at 2. If anybody asks, I'm still a working man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 30, 2022 Share Posted June 30, 2022 5 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Went to a new barbers today and they have a puppy in there. Was having a laugh with the lassie whose dog it is and just took a chance and asked her out. Going for a drink at 2. If anybody asks, I'm still a working man. Let us know if puppy lead to pussy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 Free haircuts for the boi for the considerable. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 19 hours ago, GordonD said: Was it a guide dog? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 Remember to practice walking before going on holiday 'Merica. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 23 hours ago, alta-pete said: @Mr. Alli first drink now presumably over. Wid/wid not? Mr Alli? Probably wid. Seems like a good c*nt! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 19 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Remember to practice walking before going on holiday 'Merica. He could probably have added to lay off the hotdogs as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 18 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Remember to practice walking before going on holiday 'Merica. Funny, I definitely recall there being taxis in Europe. I think the daftie is saying this because seemingly it's seen as weird to walk places in America, and the infrastructure isn't often utterly absent for doing so (e.g. lack of paths and footbridges). I walk with my big rucksack to Tesco each week to do my weekly good shop, but apparently I'd be seen as a dangerous mentalist if I did that in the US and possibly even stopped by the police (and maybe murderer by them just to be sure). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 31 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Funny, I definitely recall there being taxis in Europe. I think the daftie is saying this because seemingly it's seen as weird to walk places in America, and the infrastructure isn't often utterly absent for doing so (e.g. lack of paths and footbridges). I walk with my big rucksack to Tesco each week to do my weekly good shop, but apparently I'd be seen as a dangerous mentalist if I did that in the US and possibly even stopped by the police (and maybe murderer by them just to be sure). I think part of it is how cities are designed and planned in the US. Because there's so much land to build into most cities have huge suburban sprawl and this means the distances are just too far to walk anywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 Can confirm. It's common for people to park in big strip mall/retail parks and drive between the stores, even if they're just a few hundred yards apart. I've also seen myself in the position of having to run across eight or ten lane crosswalks in literally five or ten seconds, and cars do not stop for you if you get caught halfway when the lights change. You can and will also be stopped and charged with jaywalking if the polis see it happen. It would sometimes take me a full half an hour to get across the I-17 in Phoenix because the lights can take up to fifteen minutes to change, as massive priority is given to traffic. I think walking is considered an indicator of poverty, which is probably more embarrassing to many Americans than anything else, short of being outed as a pederast or murderer. My former mother-in-law would get up early to "exercise" at her local shopping mall, which is remarkably common - go early enough and they're full of people walking around, despite the shops being closed. She'd then get back in her car and drive to work, which was less than a mile from her house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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