Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I'll keep you right. I hear you've had a bit of luck on the lottery... He's shagging Mystic Meg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 21 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I'll keep you right. I hear you've had a bit of luck on the lottery... 19 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: He's shagging Mystic Meg. The Lottery has been screwing us over the years for sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 40 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: He's shagging Mystic Meg. More like Septic Peg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 2 hours ago, johnnydun said: I see Justin Bieber was caught having a w**k on Teams... 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 Excellent morning constitutional there. One big poo - I wanna say 8 or 9 inches - and job done. In and out in less than 5 minutes. Efficient. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 Excellent morning constitutional there. One big poo - I wanna say 8 or 9 inches - and job done. In and out in less than 5 minutes. Efficient. I wouldnt have put it back in mate 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 1 minute ago, carpetmonster said: Excellent morning constitutional there. One big poo - I wanna say 8 or 9 inches - and job done. In and out in less than 5 minutes. Efficient. Did you have a face like Beiber? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 (edited) 19 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Excellent morning constitutional there. One big poo - I wanna say 8 or 9 inches - and job done. In and out in less than 5 minutes. Efficient. The only thing that would enhance that is a ghost wipe. Edited June 11, 2022 by Cosmic Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 I've went right off my roll and sausage for some reason 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 54 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Excellent morning constitutional there. One big poo - I wanna say 8 or 9 inches - and job done. In and out in less than 5 minutes. Efficient. Stop talking shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 37 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: The only thing that would enhance that is a ghost wipe. Wasn’t *quite* there. Close, but I think there were 3 passes, IIRC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 Wasn’t *quite* there. Close, but I think there were 3 passes, IIRC. No bad, considering 2 is absolute, bare minimum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 No bad, considering 2 is absolute, bare minimum.^ too poor for a bidet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 10 hours ago, carpetmonster said: Wasn’t *quite* there. Close, but I think there were 3 passes, IIRC. Also known as Scoop, Wipe and Polish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 1 hour ago, broon-loon said: Also known as Scoop, Wipe and Polish. Also Peter Paul & Mary’s name when they were first starting out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 Hot Thai food tonight. If it burns going in it's going to burn coming out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 Not quite sure where to put this but the Met really aren't showering themselves in glory just now are they? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 How it ended.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 On 10/06/2022 at 14:51, ICTChris said: This is a real thing. Aren't they all like that really? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 Just gorilla glued my fingers together. #winning. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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