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[ICTChris]

It’s always the ones you least expect

https://www.timesofisrael.com/how-to-murder-your-husband-writer-found-guilty-of-murdering-husband/

 

 

[DiegoDiego]

It’s always the ones you least expect
https://www.timesofisrael.com/how-to-murder-your-husband-writer-found-guilty-of-murdering-husband/
 
 

I'd never have expected it to be Crampton Brophy as I'd have assumed that was the name of a solicitors firm, not an actual singular human.

[scottsdad]

18 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said:

Hang the Queen at your Jubilee Party.

£21.49 for 3m, (Amazon). 

I was asked if I would stand when they played God Save The Queen at the Jubilee.

I said yes. You can't sit down to the Sex Pistols

[Hedgecutter]

Is this the latest thing in vanity; teeth whitening for graduation photos???  

 

[Melanius Mullarkey]

Just got an email from Halfords. 

[Florentine_Pogen]

^^^^ "Calling Throbber......calling Throbber, what is your locus Throbs ?"

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Just got an email from Halfords. 

Clean up in aisle 3

[Melanius Mullarkey]

Maybe I should send them a photo to see what they think.

[Mark Connolly]

Glenn Kitson on Instagram is quite funny

https://www.instagram.com/glenn_kitson/

[broon-loon]

4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Just got an email from Halfords. 

The random 'Jazz Mag bundle' offered in Dundee has taken it's toll..

[Miguel Sanchez]

I've taken to watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire? repeats on the high freeview channels over the past few weeks

Second for second possibly the funniest video on youtube

[Melanius Mullarkey]

1 hour ago, broon-loon said:

The random 'Jazz Mag bundle' offered in Dundee has taken it's toll..

Heads gone

[BFTD]

I know it's a common regional thing, but I couldn't sit through Chris Tarrant's pronunciation of "shire" for more than thirty seconds.

[ICTJohnboy]

15 minutes ago, BFTD said:

I know it's a common regional thing, but I couldn't sit through Chris Tarrant's pronunciation of "shire" for more than thirty seconds.

 

Don't think you missed much. I gave up after 2 minutes.

[scw1987]

Just got an email from Halfords. 

My nephew got circumcised a week or so before his 4th or 5th birthday. We went round with his present on his birthday and he came running into the room shouting "Uncle Andy, Auntie Ann, have you seen my helmet!"

He meant his Darth Vader, voice changing helmet - obviously - but all the adults in the room were either pishing themselves laughing (me and his Dad) or looking shocked (my missus and his Mum).

[emoji846]

[tamthebam]

11 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

I've taken to watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire? repeats on the high freeview channels over the past few weeks

Second for second possibly the funniest video on youtube

I can't help but think "Normal Island thread for this pish"..

[sugna]

9 hours ago, BFTD said:

I know it's a common regional thing, but I couldn't sit through Chris Tarrant's pronunciation of "shire" for more than thirty seconds.

Yep.

Shire torture.

[GordonD]

9 hours ago, BFTD said:

I know it's a common regional thing, but I couldn't sit through Chris Tarrant's pronunciation of "shire" for more than thirty seconds.

Presumably not used with Scots contestants as all places north of the border are lumped together as being "in Scotland".

[BFTD]

15 minutes ago, GordonD said:

Presumably not used with Scots contestants as all places north of the border are lumped together as being "in Scotland".

ScotlandSheer, surely.

I don't remember seeing anyone from Scotland in the first thirty seconds, oddly.

[Dan Steele]

42 minutes ago, sugna said:

Yep.

Shire torture.

That phrase means much more to those of us whose introduction to Scottish football was at Firs Park.