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[broon-loon]

5 minutes ago, BFTD said:

That's what I've now decided to tell myself. Thanks.

Mmm..

Is it because they can actually see the doorknob.?

[scottsdad]

12 hours ago, BFTD said:

Some gulls are nesting on our roof. Past couple of months, every time I go for a pish, they appear at the skylight and yell at me through the glass.

Their cackling sounds like laughter. I think they're amused by my penis.

It's not that. Gulls are sensitive to ghosts and spirits from the underworld. They are trying to warn you that there is a terrifying monster living in your bathroom mirror, waiting to pounce. 

When you go for a middle of the night slash, remember this post. 

[Hedgecutter]

Just been amazed by encountering a horse that is made up of two different horses stitched together, representative image below:

Apparently it's an 'appaloosa'.

[RH33]

14 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

Just been amazed by encountering a horse that is made up of two different horses stitched together, representative image below:

Apparently it's an 'appaloosa'.

Is this the horse version of dogs formally known as mobgrals.

[Bert Raccoon]

2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

Just been amazed by encountering a horse that is made up of two different horses stitched together, representative image below:

Apparently it's an 'appaloosa'.

I saw one of them before at The Pavilion once 

Edited May 21, 2022 by Bert Raccoon

[tamthebam]

4 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said:

I saw one of them before at The Pavilion once 

almost in Accies' hoops there. Can he play centre half... 

[19QOS19]

Just been amazed by encountering a horse that is made up of two different horses stitched together, representative image below:

Apparently it's an 'appaloosa'.

b*****d to catch in RDR2.

[Cosmic Joe]

The amount of folk buying the Daily Mail in supermarkets is beginning to disturb me. 

This is Dundee as well. The demographic is mostly older white males, but all the same... 

Edited May 21, 2022 by Cosmic Joe

[bennett]

46 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:

8 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

Just been amazed by encountering a horse that is made up of two different horses stitched together, representative image below:

Apparently it's an 'appaloosa'.

b*****d to catch in RDR2.

 

His wee stubby legs weren't made for speed tbf.

[Derry Alli]

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

 

 

[Thane of Cawdor]

Just read this on a different, but weirdly similar, site. How did I not know that goalkeeping was initially a hybrid of basketball and Mixed Martial Arts?

Roose developed a unique style of goalkeeping. At this time goalkeepers could handle the ball anywhere inside their own half. Law 8 stated: "The goalkeeper may, within his own half of the field of play, use his hands, but shall not carry the ball." Roose developed the habit of bouncing the ball up to the half-way line before launching an attack with a long kick or a good throw. As Spencer Vignes points out in his book on Leigh Roose: "This was perfectly within the letter of the law, though few goalkeepers risked doing it for fear of either leaving their goal unattended or being streamrollered by a centre-forward. It became a highly effective, direct way of launching attacks and Leigh used it to his side's advantage whenever possible."

[tamthebam]

1 hour ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

 

 

Aye but could he dae it at Cumnock without getting a kick in the balls?

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

*David Attenborough voice

*And here we have @throbber in his natural environment.

 

 

[Melanius Mullarkey]

Apologies about the Mail but Jesus H on a bike. Where do you start.

Personal favourite intricately weaving traditional painting techniques with modern day graphics technology.

Spoiler

 

Edited May 23, 2022 by Melanius Mullarkay

[scottsdad]

1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Apologies about the Mail but Jesus H on a bike. Where do you start.

Personal favourite intricately weaving traditional painting techniques with modern day graphics technology.

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I used to work in a furniture shop, and the guy that ran it was obsessed with her. This was about 3 or 4 years after she died. 

Always bought the Express as it had shite like this about her almost daily. 

[Bairnardo]

3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Apologies about the Mail but Jesus H on a bike. Where do you start.

Personal favourite intricately weaving traditional painting techniques with modern day graphics technology.

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Its quite cool that they don't imagine she'd have aged any in the intervening time. Nor been subjected to any further attempts on her life by the chief lizard

[jimbaxters]

On 21/05/2022 at 20:55, 19QOS19 said:

On 21/05/2022 at 12:52, Hedgecutter said:

Just been amazed by encountering a horse that is made up of two different horses stitched together, representative image below:

Apparently it's an 'appaloosa'.

b*****d to catch in RDR2.

Were there horses in Star Wars?

[tamthebam]

4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

Apologies about the Mail but Jesus H on a bike. Where do you start.

Personal favourite intricately weaving traditional painting techniques with modern day graphics technology.

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George looks like a vampire, Ian Hislop is next to him and the bairn she's holding is about to boak in disgust at it all

[BFTD]

On 20/05/2022 at 10:16, scottsdad said:

It's not that. Gulls are sensitive to ghosts and spirits from the underworld. They are trying to warn you that there is a terrifying monster living in your bathroom mirror, waiting to pounce. 

When you go for a middle of the night slash, remember this post. 

My mirror demon has seen me do so many disgusting things, they turn their back when I walk into the room.

On 21/05/2022 at 20:23, Cosmic Joe said:

The amount of folk buying the Daily Mail in supermarkets is beginning to disturb me. 

This is Dundee as well. The demographic is mostly older white males, but all the same... 

Last time I worked in a grocery store, the Heil outsold all the other papers by about 5:1.

I think it's the gammon version of the Daily Sport. Deep down you know none of it's true, but it's amusing to pretend.

11 hours ago, Thane of Cawdor said:

Just read this on a different, but weirdly similar, site. How did I not know that goalkeeping was initially a hybrid of basketball and Mixed Martial Arts?

Roose developed a unique style of goalkeeping. At this time goalkeepers could handle the ball anywhere inside their own half. Law 8 stated: "The goalkeeper may, within his own half of the field of play, use his hands, but shall not carry the ball." Roose developed the habit of bouncing the ball up to the half-way line before launching an attack with a long kick or a good throw. As Spencer Vignes points out in his book on Leigh Roose: "This was perfectly within the letter of the law, though few goalkeepers risked doing it for fear of either leaving their goal unattended or being streamrollered by a centre-forward. It became a highly effective, direct way of launching attacks and Leigh used it to his side's advantage whenever possible."

I read a book about Willy "Fatty" Foulke many moons ago. Huge mountain of a goalkeeper who battered the absolute f**k out of opposition players back in the late 18th/early 19th century.

It's a real shame that we can't go back and watch more than snippets of the game back at the beginning of codification. It's changed quite a lot through the generations.