GordonD Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, BFTD said: Their cackling sounds like laughter. I think they're amused by my penis. Pics or... Actually, never mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 Just now, GordonD said: Pics or... Actually, never mind. I think throbber has some from his time as a court artist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 6 minutes ago, BFTD said: Some gulls are nesting on our roof. Past couple of months, every time I go for a pish, they appear at the skylight and yell at me through the glass. Their cackling sounds like laughter. I think they're amused by my penis. They could just be admiring the size of the doorknob..? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 11 minutes ago, broon-loon said: They could just be admiring the size of the doorknob..? That's what I've now decided to tell myself. Thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, BFTD said: That's what I've now decided to tell myself. Thanks. Mmm.. Is it because they can actually see the doorknob.? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 12 hours ago, BFTD said: Some gulls are nesting on our roof. Past couple of months, every time I go for a pish, they appear at the skylight and yell at me through the glass. Their cackling sounds like laughter. I think they're amused by my penis. It's not that. Gulls are sensitive to ghosts and spirits from the underworld. They are trying to warn you that there is a terrifying monster living in your bathroom mirror, waiting to pounce. When you go for a middle of the night slash, remember this post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Just been amazed by encountering a horse that is made up of two different horses stitched together, representative image below: Apparently it's an 'appaloosa'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 14 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Just been amazed by encountering a horse that is made up of two different horses stitched together, representative image below: Apparently it's an 'appaloosa'. Is this the horse version of dogs formally known as mobgrals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Just been amazed by encountering a horse that is made up of two different horses stitched together, representative image below: Apparently it's an 'appaloosa'. I saw one of them before at The Pavilion once Edited May 21, 2022 by Bert Raccoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 4 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: I saw one of them before at The Pavilion once almost in Accies' hoops there. Can he play centre half... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 Just been amazed by encountering a horse that is made up of two different horses stitched together, representative image below: Apparently it's an 'appaloosa'.b*****d to catch in RDR2. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 (edited) The amount of folk buying the Daily Mail in supermarkets is beginning to disturb me. This is Dundee as well. The demographic is mostly older white males, but all the same... Edited May 21, 2022 by Cosmic Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted May 21, 2022 Share Posted May 21, 2022 46 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 8 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Just been amazed by encountering a horse that is made up of two different horses stitched together, representative image below: Apparently it's an 'appaloosa'. b*****d to catch in RDR2. His wee stubby legs weren't made for speed tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thane of Cawdor Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 Just read this on a different, but weirdly similar, site. How did I not know that goalkeeping was initially a hybrid of basketball and Mixed Martial Arts? Roose developed a unique style of goalkeeping. At this time goalkeepers could handle the ball anywhere inside their own half. Law 8 stated: "The goalkeeper may, within his own half of the field of play, use his hands, but shall not carry the ball." Roose developed the habit of bouncing the ball up to the half-way line before launching an attack with a long kick or a good throw. As Spencer Vignes points out in his book on Leigh Roose: "This was perfectly within the letter of the law, though few goalkeepers risked doing it for fear of either leaving their goal unattended or being streamrollered by a centre-forward. It became a highly effective, direct way of launching attacks and Leigh used it to his side's advantage whenever possible." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 1 hour ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Aye but could he dae it at Cumnock without getting a kick in the balls? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 *David Attenborough voice *And here we have @throbber in his natural environment. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 (edited) Apologies about the Mail but Jesus H on a bike. Where do you start. Personal favourite intricately weaving traditional painting techniques with modern day graphics technology. Spoiler Edited May 23, 2022 by Melanius Mullarkay 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Apologies about the Mail but Jesus H on a bike. Where do you start. Personal favourite intricately weaving traditional painting techniques with modern day graphics technology. Reveal hidden contents I used to work in a furniture shop, and the guy that ran it was obsessed with her. This was about 3 or 4 years after she died. Always bought the Express as it had shite like this about her almost daily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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