RH33 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 6 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: I cannot agree enough. There's been two occasions, Graham Coxon at King Tuts and Pulp at Leeds Festival and it's got to a point where I've been stood next to arseholes who would not shut up yet I'm the bad guy for telling them to shut the f**k up or take a toe to the bollocks. I'm with @virginton, sometimes some people just need a truncheon to the face I do like a truncheon to the face......... @mathematics 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 You should be allowed to cut people who talk throughout gigs. Just inform your lovely wife and I'm sure she'll add them to the bodies at the bottom of the garden. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 This morning I beat a mouse to death with a shoe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 6 minutes ago, coprolite said: This morning I beat a mouse to death with a shoe. Did Ozzy get his brown M&M's? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 (edited) 11 minutes ago, coprolite said: This morning I beat a mouse to death with a shoe. Curry or roast? Cost of living thread for this pishe Edited May 13, 2022 by SlipperyP 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 Just now, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Did Ozzy get his brown M&M's? Over my head i'm afraid. 5 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: Curry or roast? Cost of living thread for this pishe Why would i curry a shoe? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 10 minutes ago, coprolite said: Over my head i'm afraid. Why would i curry a shoe? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 12 minutes ago, coprolite said: Over my head i'm afraid. Why would i curry a shoe? family of four, they can half each. Any more would be greedy. Ah i't was only one shoe. Did it have sauce on it (dirt)? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 21 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: family of four, they can half each. Any more would be greedy. Ah i't was only one shoe. Did it have sauce on it (dirt)? I thought i knew a bit about Thai food but i'm clearly a beginner. Will give this a go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 1 hour ago, coprolite said: This morning I beat a mouse to death with a shoe. Should you not have tried to "choo" it away first by waving the shoe at it ?? God rest its sole. cc SPCA 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 1 minute ago, hearthammer said: Should you not have tried to "choo" it away first by waving the shoe at it ?? God rest its sole. Very arch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 25 minutes ago, hearthammer said: Should you not have tried to "choo" it away first by waving the shoe at it ?? God rest its sole. cc SPCA Heel bear that in mind the next time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 3 hours ago, coprolite said: I thought i knew a bit about Thai food but i'm clearly a beginner. Will give this a go. End result....and tasty. Will no post the process, you all have internet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 (edited) Met my daughter-in-law in the town. She and my step son haven't spoken to us in 19 years after a family fall out (everybody else involved is back speaking to each other yonks ago - just them). If I'm still living when my wife dies those two will definitely NOT be attending the wake, don't suppose I can do anything about the funeral. Anyway, as soon as she spotted me she became very interested in what she was holding in her hand as she scuttled passed me with her head down! Edited May 13, 2022 by Jacksgranda Grandma 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Met my daughter-in-law in the town. She and my step son haven't spoken to us in 19 years after a family fall out (everybody else involved is back speaking to each other yonks ago - just them). If I'm still living when my wife dies those two will definitely NOT be attending the wake, don't suppose I can do anything about the funeral. Anyway, as soon as she spotted me she became very interested in what she was holding in her hand as she scuttled past me with her head down! Same hear Da. Big fight in my mothers family. I was wee when it all kicked off, but still going on 40 years. All over who out of (13) children own THE house (gran & granda), they were not even dead at the time. I remember, it was big shite at my Maws funeral. They, all turned up and it was a seen from a Mafia film at the graveside. Never seen any of that side since that day, but have many, many request and messages on Facebook to this day. Ignored all so far. I'll maybe blow out one day and get drunk and starts typing, but I'm not that person, they can all live in hope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 @Mrs Mullarkay, looks like your handbag has been raided. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 5 hours ago, coprolite said: This morning I beat a mouse to death with a shoe. WHy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: WHy? It was that or a meat-hammer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, coprolite said: It was that or a meat-hammer. Bit harsh. I scooped one up into a tupperware box last week and took it outside and set it free where the cat ate it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 22 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: @Mrs Mullarkay, looks like your handbag has been raided. That looks like the front entrance. Any chance we can get photo of @Mrs Mullarkay back entrance? This could become the P&B Wags thread.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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