Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 18 minutes ago, GordonD said: ^^^^ Prince Andrew found Theres no Pizza Express in Elgin. The nearest thing we had was Watties chip van and his deep fried death sponges. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 14 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: deep fried death sponges. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: @velo army Apropos of nothing (hopefully) what is your birth year? Ehm 1983. Da worry, the only way you're my bio da is if you were a) born in 1953 and b) posting from beyond the grave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 2 minutes ago, velo army said: Ehm 1983. Da worry, the only way you're my bio da is if you were a) born in 1953 and b) posting from beyond the grave. Shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 My favourite lyric in respect of asserting parenthood comes from Kid Creole. Quote See if I was in your blood Then you wouldn't be so ugly 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 Toffee Bob's goes tits up. McColl's collapses into administration - BBC News 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 Experience: I punctured my lung by eating cereal @Shandon Par hitting the news... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 9 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Toffee Bob's goes tits up. McColl's collapses into administration - BBC News I stopped shopping there when they dropped the "R.S." from in front of their name. A wee shop going all Billy big baws. No thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 My favourite lyric in respect of asserting parenthood comes from Kid Creole. See if I was in your blood Then you wouldn't be so ugly Wasn't the main guy involved/won a paternity case after being falsely accused of being the father or urban myth?If correct it makes the lyrics a tad more cutting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 16 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Experience: I punctured my lung by eating cereal @Shandon Par hitting the news... That's cereal, erm, I mean surreal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 Spotted on Buchanan St, Leith. Is this an early work of the downmarket Banksy (aka @throbber )? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Spotted on Buchanan St, Leith. Is this an early work of the downmarket Banksy (aka @throbber )? Must be throbber. If it was anybody else the cock would have been much longer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 Must be throbber. If it was anybody else the cock would have been much longer.Cold, onshore breeze. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Spotted on Buchanan St, Leith. Is this an early work of the downmarket Banksy (aka @throbber )? Not on a TdF route then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 ^^^ So when it comes to cocks, this 'specialist TdF team' just love to rub one out ? 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 7 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Not on a TdF route then? The new tram lines on Leith Walk would liven up the TDF. It’s as if Perthshire Bell has take over cycle lane planning in Edinburgh as you now drive/cycle along the newly fitted tram line. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Bairn Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Spotted on Buchanan St, Leith. Is this an early work of the downmarket Banksy (aka @throbber )? More likely to be a local Wanksy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 3 hours ago, velo army said: Ehm 1983. Da worry, the only way you're my bio da is if you were a) born in 1953 and b) posting from beyond the grave. 1 out of 2 isn't bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted May 6, 2022 Share Posted May 6, 2022 I suppose it shouldn’t be surprising that the answer to “what’re you doing” was “making wicker men”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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